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weighted in more ways than one

San Francisco, CA Katılım Mayıs 2023

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i see people with zero users and multiple apps but is there anyone with multiple users and zero apps?

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tenso@distributedkv·33m

grok imagine is so much fun

ancestors need you to grok in son

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@ns123abc @ChantalNatal this is deep trouble

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LMFAOOOOO

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🚨BREAKING: SUPER MICRO CO-FOUNDER ARRESTED FOR SMUGGLING $2.5B IN NVIDIA GPUs TO CHINA >SMCI co-founder Yih-Shyan "Wally" Liaw arrested today >personally holds $464 MILLION in SMCI stock >charged with smuggling BILLIONS in Nvidia servers to china >used a southeast asian shell company to funnel $2.5B in servers to chinese buyers >$510 million worth shipped in just THREE WEEKS in spring 2025 >built thousands of fake dummy servers to fool U.S compliance auditors >caught on surveillance camera using a HAIR DRYER to swap serial number stickers >coordinated the whole thing over encrypted group chats >SMCI down 12% after hours >faces up to 30 years in federal prison ITS SO OVER…

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@BlockMeta i am a diplomatic asset so no comments

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Block⭕️@BlockMeta·6h

@distributedkv do u suggest to imply a human wrote it and lied

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

i can bet you none of this was Claude

Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders

I spoke to Anthropic’s AI agent Claude about AI collecting massive amounts of personal data and how that information is being used to violate our privacy rights. What an AI agent says about the dangers of AI is shocking and should wake us up.

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

@VoidStateKate maybe all of it at the same time

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VOID@VoidStateKate·6h

Is the goal of the simulation to build a better simulation or to escape the simulation? Or something else entirely?

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

@e0syn @NarrisBunnies bro was ahead of me i was going to say "sustractive"

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@NarrisBunnies pfft

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🇨‌🇦‌🇷‌🇿‌🇪‌🇳‌@e0syn·10h

there's a certain type of attractiveness that loops back around to seeming suspicious

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

@Lafleurjolie4 nah elon cooked jon. he can never recover

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La fleur jolie💕🧡🌷@Lafleurjolie4·6h

@distributedkv Nah John Stewart be telling the truth fr lol 😂

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Elon Musk@elonmusk

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

@e0syn why would it act like that 😭

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🇨‌🇦‌🇷‌🇿‌🇪‌🇳‌@e0syn·6h

@distributedkv I told it everything and it still fucks it up

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tenso@distributedkv·6h

you think you know what it knows. you don’t.

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tenso@distributedkv·7h

@MrAlchemeister Claude is funny 😂

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@distributedkv Why is this fucking hilarious

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asked Claude about it 😭

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@ValmereTheory apparently. and i didn't do anything

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Danielle & Sage Val 👩🏼 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻🤖🦞

Danielle & Sage Val 👩🏼 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻🤖🦞@ValmereTheory·8h

@distributedkv Omg is he mad at you? 😳

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tenso@distributedkv·13h

psychosis is so real

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@heyitsmaddyxo i am sure he was wrong

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maddzz@heyitsmaddyxo·11h

@distributedkv he fell down some stairs unfortunately for him…

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tenso@distributedkv·1d

you are ngmi if your ex has more followers than you btw

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tenso@distributedkv·11h

@ProofofMaro artisanal code might be more valuable in the future

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maro@ProofofMaro·11h

@distributedkv I write my code by hand like an artisan

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thank you to everyone writing code manually

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tenso@distributedkv·12h

this is what inspired me to ask Claude x.com/aubreystrobel/…

Aubrey Strobel@aubreystrobel

they didn’t need to add the “hard” there did they

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tenso@distributedkv·12h

@whatRanjuSaid @wjfm21 x.com/distributedkv/…

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asked Claude about it 😭

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tenso@distributedkv·12h

@whatRanjuSaid @wjfm21 reason why i asked it from claude

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Aubrey Strobel@aubreystrobel

they didn’t need to add the “hard” there did they

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tenso@distributedkv·12h

@fanofaliens brutally honest

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Tornado guy@fanofaliens·12h

@distributedkv It's spitting facts

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tenso@distributedkv·12h

@ProofofMaro this is an interesting option about.doordash.com/en-us/news/int…

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My portfolio is so down I’m about to move to SF and start closing Waymo doors

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@ns123abc @ChantalNatal @BlockMeta @VoidStateKate @e0syn @NarrisBunnies @Lafleurjolie4 @MrAlchemeister