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@ditchwitch3000

6 ft tall FREE PALESTINE

minneapolis Katılım Kasım 2011
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lazlo in casablanca look like jay mccarrol lowkey
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some woman in a parking lot this morning called my work bestie a dumb whore (insane behavior lol) so we’ve been calling each other dumb whore all day & my boss just walked out of his office and was like “you guys uhhh have to stop”
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(to the tune of hot stuff) i got some BARCODE LABEL this evening! BARCODE LABEL ON BOOK
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bf watching playoff hockey for the MILLIONTH time tonight, does this shit EVER END???????
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someone on my block is smoking weed
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thinking about and loudly singing the generational hit “Bottle It Up” by sara bareilles rn DONT text
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SKORT SUMMER BITCH
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feeling like Her today
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my boyfriend relapsed but then got sober again & now he’s drinking smoothies with a real vengeance. and also i have trauma about ppl i love possibly dying now 😅
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I LOVE THROWING ASS WITH MY CLOSE FRIENDS
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me when i hang out with my big friend group of former roommates who i forced to live with me & then hang out with each other
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@murrrrdith but do you agree?? about the yellow monkey puppet capturing relief after fears come true????
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pejoradith@murrrrdith·
we are actually in hell
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i love being an evil piece of shit with a bad attitude :)
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all the hot girls are OUT in their little running shorts! and i am cheering them on in my cargo pants :)
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getting a PPP loan through my boyfriend. that means he’s going to the grocery store & i said get me a Purple Powerade Please
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being 30 is amazing. im sad im gonna be 31 but it’s a stepping stone on the way to the perfect + beautiful 33
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every argument for wearing a bra is probably right or has some value. but im just never going to do to it. u cant make me wear a bra lol i was cursed with small tits and now i get to do whatever i want
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