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girl whatever at least we not pregnant

i be like "i'm shy" then show up half naked to the function

if you can’t change the man, change the man #staywoke

y’all realize you need a masters degree to be a librarian? They are actually very underpaid for the work they do

Me when my weed gets stolen:

mfs pass a drug test and smoke weed to celebrate

never been hated by a baddie, it's always some fake insecure rat

i hate a "i was testing u" ass man. bye fucking loser. test ur fucking chain

another set of people i can’t stand are the ones that play a lot of gospel songs, but nothing gospel about them

What are you having for dinner?

A Florida teen rescued a 7-year-old little leaguer from a dust devil that suddenly appeared

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last month my friend was very sad about how “fake” everyone is because they threw a huge birthday dinner and apparently none of their close friends showed up 😡 and i just sat there like “wow that’s actually so messed up” knowing fully well i found out about the dinner from their instagram story

You tryna smoke” First of all i’m tryna quit. secondly, I know a spot.

Men that don’t eat how do you get her in the mood?

That “come here” text from the right person can destroy all my self-control instantly 😮‍💨

Good night guys ❤️ We go again tomorrow 🤛

@luxemiaa welcome to the dating economy son

My son just turned 18. He got his first job, his first girlfriend, and apparently his first lesson in how expensive dating can be. He took her out on their first date and paid for everything. She didn’t offer to contribute, which he noticed immediately. Now he wants to see her again, but he came to me and asked, “How do I tell her I can’t keep paying for everything?” I had to stop myself from laughing because my baby is out here learning in real time that romance and a part-time paycheck do not always cooperate. I told him to keep it simple. Just say, “I’d love to see you again, but I need to keep things budget-friendly.” If she’s reasonable, she’ll understand. Maybe they choose cheaper dates. Maybe they.........

Dumbest shit you can do: find a special woman, get comfortable with her, and start treating her like she's regular.

Is handjob the same as masturbation?