Dixon Cider, MBA

It's Christmas!!

@PhilliesJake Skenes just has a hot girlfriend and what

Cristopher Sanchez has more career complete game shutouts at PNC park than Paul Skenes

Miami Ohio midget wanted it all

Had a vivid dream about ex wife day ruined

@jaynussv Have a day Hugh

Anyone mind if I’m a fat loser chud today and: -Grab a Little Caesars pepperoni za with kkkrazy bread -Lab UFC for 2 hours -Watch MMA for 9 consecutive hours -Drink until I’m retarded -Jerk shaft

Never download bumble the bitches crazy

Anybody else have a crazy ex talking stage

Wife I'm so sorry you had to see this all

Morey was was such a loser and I was bigger loser to believe

I feel like I’m built for long distance relationships bc why on earth would I want to see her everyday

@dickofficial42 Start womping

I still haven’t found my daily substance of choice. Would be alchohol but I don’t wanna be a fat chud. Give some recommendations

What's that about a male manipulator?

Never Mind

Finally found my bag princess

Get Elmo off the Phillies broadcast holy fuck

Inject playoff P into my veins

Said fag at my adult league kickball game last night and got a bunch of high fives maybe we are good as a society

#eliminate the fuck out of this

Love when everybody gets home from college Tinder just becomes more fun

It's so good to be from Philly today