Dr. Ms. Dizzy, Esq.

@raymondautismo Fatass

@ex_nihilo_7 Saaar pleas do NOT DEPORT SAAAR

Depending on how my summer course schedule looks, I will probably be in NYC in a few weeks lol

Back in Canada! 🇨🇦 😎

@No5mallf3at Jeez Louise

My parents got married when they were 8 years younger than am I now…

Holy shit my mom and dad got married when they were just 2 years older than I currently am, im finny kms

@ex_nihilo_7 Nice tits bro

Progress is so much simpler than you want it to be.

@awifeinlove My mom was advised to drink dark stout beer while expecting me for her iron deficiency back in ye olde 2001

I dont drink so why is my latest pregnancy craving beer 💀 what benefit could my body and baby get from a beer lmao

@ex_nihilo_7 I literally wish I had any other choice except returning to T*ronto, my hand is forced by how many obligations I have there, but gg

@dizzytheparagon Ok fine I’ll wait 24 hrs

America i am inside you

@ex_nihilo_7 I AM A CANADIAN CITIZEN.... I AM ONLY HERE TO APPRECIATE MICHIGAN'S AMAZING CHEESES FOR A DAY.... THEN I WILL LEAVE............

@dizzytheparagon Gotta call ice on you

@maplejonesbaba I'm sorry but the very dark features/very fair skin combination is goated

I strike fear in the hearts of my enemies. Snrk

Cute little souvenir for me from america

@bog_bussy Not far from Sarnia, somewhere in michigan

@dizzytheparagon where are you

You’re still not getting it: women WANT babies VERY MUCH. But there is NOTHING women fear MORE than having a kid with the wrong guy. Bullying me about running out of time changes nothing bc I DO WANT kids, but there is NOTHING I want less than having them with the wrong person

@afoidance I got ghosted by a guy who promised to marry me for being too pale among other things its ok

“i think your skin color is perfectly black ren”

@highlandgirl24 As long as its an occasional thing and he doesnt watch the really weird shit I wouldn't care much

@bog_bussy I dont want to look at my moms Pinterest cause she will sand over a real wood furniture piece and use grey chalk paint for le mottled effect im finna kms

@dizzytheparagon lmaoooo has she ever tried her hand at diy? i gotta see the pinterest side note but i found my grandma's pinterest and she has a board with 900 pins of handguns

the twitter algorithm is like those HGTV shows where if u show a modicum of interest in anything they start hot gluing hay to your wall

@saheliangroyper Spicy borger is a good borger

I am a fat fucking chud and I only deserve death