Austin Hendrix

@pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger i was there doing interviews on the red carpet when this photo was taken. kanye cut you in line and i yelled out “patton, what do you think about kanye cutting you in line?” and you said, “he makes all the music i work out to, so i’ll let him cut.”

IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT @MeredthSalenger?!?!?

is the #MarsRoverLanding sponsored by @MrPeanut ?

@davidcrosss and cast/crew thank you for The Dark Divide. I love (and miss) adventure in the great outdoors and lost my wife to cancer 4 years ago. So very hard to watch and cathartic all at the same time. Now excuse me while I take up lepidopterology and go for a long walk...

@MichelleHux metal testicles hanging from a rear bumper

what’s a simple red flag that has never failed you? something small like a person quoting 48 laws of power.

@nbcsnl @johnkrasinski can we also have @rainnwilson @SteveCarell guest star? #officereunion

settling in nicely 🐓// #goldenwilde #hendrixsilkies #silkiesofinstagram #chickensofinstagram #backyardchickens 📷 @adapperline instagram.com/p/CI9Gcv8HwL0/…

big boy pants

mimicking monsters // #goldenandlucca #happyhalloween #fresno #skeleton #autumn @ Fresno, California instagram.com/p/CHBYMtxH3_P/…

donuts & doughnuts through the years 🍩🍁 swipe to see some sweet memories // #snowlineorchard #autumn #donut #doughnuts #donutsofinstagram #doughnutsofinstagram #somanydonuthashtags #somanydoughnuthashtags instagram.com/p/CG2pWs3H5Us/…

@BuzzFeedNews is this jeff daniels? it sure does look like him

A Michigan man accused of striking a Black teen in the face with a bike lock has been charged with a federal hate crime #4ldqpgc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer…

like flies to...how does that go again?

@pattonoswalt this one wins

Search your name in GIFs and pick the one that best sums up this year.

@thinmatt not confirmed, but read this... instagram.com/p/CBwFNEngvXf/

Ok... for folks who dont live in the Bay Area I’m curious about two things: Have there been loud bangs going off in your cities the last few weeks? Not that cheap boom you buy on a road trip, I’m talking professional grade firework loud. If so, how long they been going?

we had a deep and honest conversation recently about life, death and the meaning of it all. she stayed with the conversation, contemplated her thoughts and asked lots of questions. at one point we talked about… instagram.com/p/B_c91fFHzSj/…

tiptoe carefully as you roam see beauty from a single spot jump with joy for this is home and it’s the only one we’ve got // #earthday #goldenandlucca instagram.com/p/B_SlzgxH7oK/…

stay safe out there 😷// #violethendrix #quaratine #dogsofquaratine #maskup #wemustbeoutoftreats instagram.com/p/B-utm4SJp3o/…

@hemeon i want to try on those mandalorian shoes

forgot my password it’s been a long time. what’s new around here?

looking a lot like 🌲 instagram.com/p/BrGtUMzDgQe/…

a few of my favorite things 🍁🍂 // #happythanksgiving #goldenwilde #fresnofoliage #adapperline #neveandhawk #yemaksweater @ Fresno, California instagram.com/p/BqgGqiLDPrw/…