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@Geniustechw What a filthy animal

What do you call someone who does this?

@Kristinartz Lucky

What do you call a man who lives alone, without a wife or partner?

@libsoftiktok Since when did black people put botox in their lips?

Karmelo Anthony supporter: "I don't give a f*ck about White lives... F*ck dat cracker. We smokin that Austin pack, pu**y!"

@Avabelly__ Where is dad? Kid needs a lesson in responsibility and self worth. He probably spends too much time alone.

Parents... I need some real advice here. My 13-year-old's room looks like this EVERY DAY. SINGLE. DAY. Dirty clothes everywhere, trash piled up, and somehow even the clean laundry gets thrown away like it means nothing. I'm at the point where I refuse to keep cleaning up after him... but I also can't stand watching my house turn into a complete disaster. So what do we do in this situation? Do I hold the line... Or step in before it gets worse?

@staceydash Good God…pm me. I’d like to chat with you. 😊

@Cobratate Is that a flex? Normal people don’t have anywhere near $50m😂

The US Gov is selling 30 year bonds at 5%. Lifehack - Take 50M cash and buy bonds, thats 2.5M a year for zero work. Thats 208k a month. Enough to cover basic expenses like security team and cigars. Then you just need another 500k a month to have a good life. You're welcome.

@otokyo How about get a new shower curtain?

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@imfat Get a better job

How do I pay: $1,600 rent $250 electricity $100 water $280 internet $140 car insurance EVERY MONTH on under $19/hr???

@yakamozsun_34 Chip

Böyle bir bebeğiniz olsa adını ne koyardınız ?

@lynn_2210 3

Be Honest 😜

@garyvee Hey Gary, what do you think of the Jets first round picks? I think they did pretty well drafting three starters. We have three more first round picks next year too and we’ll grab a qb then. When are you buying the Jets? Can I join in and buy .001% too? Let’s go!

@otokyo Ocho lipa

What would be the perfect group name for these ladies?

@theficouple Stock market because it’s probably at the tail end of the mortgage and the real interest being paid is less than 4.8%

Let’s say you had $132,000 in the bank. But you also have a $132,000 mortgage at 4.8%. Would you invest the money in the stock market or pay off the house?

@ryandepauloo Call and see the flop

What would you do here with 80 bigs? early level of the $1k $500k on stars

@Eman_8282 Cooking the food

Whats missing 🤔

Online poker sucks. I can win consistently at the Casino but online I get crushed. Something is up with the online algorithms.

@SenWarren Go lay down Pochontas. Why do Texas kids need lunch? Insulin for obese people that live on fast food shouldn’t be provided either. Your intentions are good but your reality is distorted.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion. If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over. And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.

Online poker is either rigged toward action or odds change when it comes to certain players or action for however. I’ve been getting in good very often only to get 2-4 outed way more than natural math odds would dictate. I can tolerate variance but this is getting ridiculous.

@kimswetlands No. That’s gross.

Would you give my flaws a pass?

@DougPolkVids You have to play maniac poker in order to win these days. Getting tighter players off their usual game is key. Playing vanilla poker is a long term net negative.

You've gotta be such a nerd to be good at poker nowadays. If I decided to play the WSOP highrollers this year.... am I +EV?