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Brandon K

@djbkap

Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Why is everyone taking selfies on this airplane and why is someone using the overhead compartment to store a balloon?
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Did my optometrist say to change my contacts every two weeks or every four months? ...it was probably four months, right?
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Brandon K@djbkap·
Traffic cop waving people through a green light. Thanks for clearing up any confusion with the traffic light system.
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The trick to the cheeseburger diet is to stop reading the nutritional facts after the protein facts but before the calorie facts.
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IKEA for breakfast by myself. It's gonna be a good day.
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Girls who know me WISH I treated them like a piece of meat. (like it's the greatest thing I've ever seen every time I see it)
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23/M/CA currently seeking a female who's into the idea of chipotle catering our wedding.
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Brandon K@djbkap·
Valentines day with my girlfriend!
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burrito tuesdays
burrito tuesdays@burritotuesdays·
NEW YEARS RESOLUTION: EAT MORE BURRITOS AND BE MORE EXCITED ABOUT IT
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Ah, the old classic rivalry.
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Got a full price burrito on $2 taco Tuesday. Why? Because fuck you society, that's why. You don't tell me when to eat tacos.
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NFL on ESPN
NFL on ESPN@ESPNNFL·
Nick Foles vs Kyle Orton for the NFC East championship Sunday Night. Just like we all thought back in August.
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There's fashionably late and then there's Bill Murray in the final minutes of the game in Space Jam late.
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Brandon K@djbkap·
Overheard phonecall: "We ARE the dream team, but we're not murderers." Not sure what on the other end of that call could justify that.
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Brandon K@djbkap·
Dude lost a blue button down today. Dude liked said button down a lot.Holler @ a dude if you see it & I'll holler at said dude. @HakkasanLV
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Brandon K@djbkap·
So you're telling me that this box of butter is made with 100% real mashed potatoes? Good work, Betty Crocker!
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Just bought a tuna sandwich at a gas station. Tell my family I loved them.
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