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Angular banjos sound good to me

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djbocce@djbocce·
I don’t believe in magic or the dark arts but I once did see someone fold a fitted sheet.
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djbocce@djbocce·
FRIDAY NIGHT FISH TWEET!!! Two more to go.
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djbocce@djbocce·
If this were 2017, would we be changing it to back to Army St? Cesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls for Years - The New York Times nytimes.com/2026/03/18/us/…
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djbocce@djbocce·
This was actually a pretty funny joke but I get why exactly no one appreciated it.
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@TigerRose420 Amazing they trusted a heroin addict with a $12mm guitar. [He said with love.]

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djbocce@djbocce·
I like to tell people I can recite the first hundred digits of pi. I mean, who’s actually gonna call me on that past 159?
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djbocce@djbocce·
@TigerRose420 Amazing they trusted a heroin addict with a $12mm guitar. [He said with love.]
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TigerRose420@TigerRose420·
#TJIF SMILE & HAVE A GRATEFUL DAY ⚡️💀🌹
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Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤@deesnider·
So I've been insuring my vehicles on and off with @Hagerty insurance since 1985. I have a clean license and I'm never late with my premiums. I made one claim in 40 years AND THEY DROPPED ME! #hagertysucks
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Casey Mattox
Casey Mattox@CaseyMattox_·
You folks will never believe this. But you know those evil trees that everyone hates, smell like death, fall apart, and everyone is allergic to? Guess which Presidential administration funded the collection and importation of seeds that produced them? WOODROW FREAKING WILSON!
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Cassie Clark@dogwoodblooms

Dear Transplants & Developers: These trees emit a foul odor to attract flies, their primary pollinators. Do not plant these stankin’ a$$ things in North Carolina. The proper way to deal with the Bradford Pear is not to plant them. It’s to chop them down and burn them with fire. Thank you, The Locals

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kenzi@kenzianidiot·
@djbocce im so sorry! grieving can be so painful in this way. the amount of consideration you have in retrospect already tells me you were an incredible dog parent
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kenzi@kenzianidiot·
okay folks, who has tips on how to make your previously-only-child dog feel prioritized and extra loved when you add a new guy into the mix?
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djbocce@djbocce·
@kenzianidiot We got a second dog because we thought our older guy wanted a friend. We couldn’t have been wronger. Every day we regret that decision. Sometimes one is enough. It was for us, but now it’s too late and all we feel is guilt.
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kenzi@kenzianidiot·
i haven’t *officially* adopted the lil guy yet, i want to make sure tully is okay with the change but im reaaaal close to foster failing
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@TonesOfMusic I don’t want to choose between John Entwistle, Geddy Lee and Lenny Kilmister…
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Tones Of Music@TonesOfMusic·
Name the best bass player you've seen live?
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djbocce@djbocce·
@3YearLetterman I mean, it’s “Dave” and it’s “Letterman.” This was bound to happen eventually. You’re already making top ten lists about Catturd.
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Senator Mark Kelly@SenMarkKelly·
This is an outrageous abuse of power by Donald Trump and his lackies. It wasn’t enough for Pete Hegseth to censure me and threaten to demote me, now it appears they tried to have me charged with a crime — all because of something I said that they didn’t like. That’s not the way things work in America. Donald Trump wants every American to be too scared to speak out against him. The most patriotic thing any of us can do is not back down.
Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur

“The Trump administration tried and failed on Tuesday to secure an indictment in connection with a video featuring six Democratic lawmakers urging members of the military and intelligence communities not to comply with unlawful orders, three sources familiar with the matter told NBC News.” nbcnews.com/politics/trump…

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Lance Snyder@DoctorWho1975·
@3YearLetterman 5. After writing the Bible in English Jesus went on to build my hotrod
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well
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djbocce@djbocce·
We need to stop normalizing Australia
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djbocce@djbocce·
@gran1te_mtn Goodfellas lost Best Picture to Dances With Wolves. We’ve known for a long time it’s a joke.
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Coach Yac 🗣@Coach_Yac·
Christian McCaffrey x Mac Jones
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