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@janufooty @elforcitotelam1 Nice convo guys, get a grip😭

@elforcitotelam1 I don't talk about those leagues at all. It's part of being a responsible football fan.

Ratiu over García, and idk why Alonso is there while Carlos Romero just had the most obviously brilliant season at LB Nice off-the-beaten path shouts for midfield Milla and Moleiro have collected high G/A while being key pieces to their team And Fornals has been near flawless

@MadridSpot 😭😭😭😭

A legacy stained with: • As a player: caught doping twice. • As Barcelona coach: managed a club that paid the referees’ committee vice president for years (Negreira case). • As City coach: managed a club charged with 115 FFP breaches. One of the most controversial legacies football has ever seen.

@ManCity @FCBJimmy_ Catalunya changed football

"What a time we have had together." 🩵

@ReshadRahman @MatteMoretto We’ll end up with signing Lenglet back or some bs

❗️Bastoni had reached an agreement o join Barcelona. But after new conversations with Deco, Hansi Flick informed him to start looking elsewhere for another defender with different qualities. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇮🇹

@norrtullk Mupp

Bor du i Sverige håller du på ett svenskt lag! Du har ingen jävla anknytning till Arsenal, Barcelona eller Liverpool. De är aktiebolag.

@now_arsenaI @ErlingHaaland Retarded?

@ErlingHaaland Warra trophy

Not the ending we hoped for, but we’ll use this feeling the right way next season. To every City fan who travelled with us this season, thank you 🙏🏻 Congrats to Arsenal for the title.

@MadridXtra Ur players are not real i swear😭

🚨 Aurélien Tchouaméni: “I was maybe in 1st grade out in the schoolyard, and this kid comes up to me, I'll always remember his name, I can't say it though because he'd be in trouble after, he tells me ‘here's this website, when you get home, go on it, watch this video and tell me what you think’. I get home and start watching, and then my mom walks in, and back then my computer's just got that ON/OFF button right there so I shut it down on reflex. The thing is, it was an XXX website. It said XXX, but I didn't know what that even meant. She turns the screen back on, and her face dropped, she was so shocked, and that's when I realize it's maybe SOME CRAZY SH*T I just did, but I didn't really know, I mean I'm only 7... She was disgusted, she took me aside, and explained everything to me, and I understood what CRAZY SH*T I'd done.. I was 7, I didn't know any better! Be careful when a friend sends you a link.”

Can the World Cup start already i just wanna watch this monster ball out

@NealGardner_ Ao Tanaka🇯🇵 is a shout IMO

Here’s my list (not that they aren’t already hyped, but reckon it goes to another level) •Gilberto Mora (🇲🇽) •Joel Ordonez (🇪🇨) •Bazoumana Toure (🇨🇮) •Kodai Sano (🇯🇵) •Lamine Camara (🇸🇳) •Ibrahim Maza (🇩🇿) •Alessandro Circati (🇦🇺)

@YashRMFC Also in May usually

What about the Champions League?

@SwedeStats Bernhardsson riktigt usel varje gång han lirat

No Roony Bardghji. No Williot Swedberg. Ken Sema and Alexander Bernhardsson is in the squad.

@now_arsenaI x.com/now_arsenai/st… Literally 2 days ago😭

During the business end of the Premier League season, when there is heightened pressure on everyone, VAR has got every single decision spot on. Well done PGMOL.

@SanesBurner They are mentally ill

Isn't this a bit weird?

@janufooty I always end up laughing when watching vini jr plays futbol he reeeeks

Vinicius Junior is on a mission to prove that football can be played without using your head but unfortunately we aren't in that timeline of reality

@theMadridZone @FCBJimmy_ 😂😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: FULL DETAILS OF THE VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI STORY: - Yesterday, in training, Tchouaméni gave a hard tackle to Fede, which Fede did NOT like AT ALL. Tchouaméni insisted he didn't do it on purpose, but Fede did NOT accept his apology. Fede then kept trying to RETALIATE and tackling Tchouaméni very hard. - After training, the two players had a VERBAL fight, it was not physical. - Today, at the start of training, Fede REFUSED to shake Tchouaméni's hand. Then, as soon as training started, Fede tackled Tchouaméni VERY HARD, even lifting him off the floor. - Alvaro Arbeloa tried to solve the situation by putting them ON THE SAME TEAM. - This did NOT WORK, and they kept fighting. - After training, in the dressing room, they started PHYSICALLY fighting, with other players trying to physically separate them. - Fede Valeverde then fell to the floor, head split open, unconscious. - He was taken to the hospital, with Arbeloa at his side. - Real Madrid have decided to PUNISH BOTH of them. @RMCSport

@janufooty I’d say it was a good call by him, he got it completely right

"You'll go home next round" - guy who lost the previous round

@atletiuniverse Haram

HT. Thoughts?

@JonDenton How long were u sober for?

I'm at home having a beer big lad, I'm not hanging out by some ice 5 miles from my house.

@houseofdarklina WHO the fuck cares y’all complain about everything

you can clearly see how the blood changes in each cut god knows how many times they repeat this 💀

@totalBarca This is sexy

The new ChatGPT prompt is absolutely mental A couple lines of prompt, wait 30 seconds and you get something like this 🤯