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Here’s a picture of me at Iguazu Falls in Brazil. This was back when Brazilians were free to communicate with the world on ⁦@X⁩. Looking forward to seeing all of you back here very soon!

@CarinaCedrechi @elonmusk Yes, when is the last time you had a conversation with someone outside your echo chamber?

@elonmusk When is he gonna realize that literally nobody gives a flying fuck during these times? Rubbing tax payer waste via his rockets in our faces is not gonna get us to be on his side? When is the last time these people had a conversation with someone outside their echo chamber?

It’s time.

@citynightcap When you call people stupid, expect the favor to be returned. You made it this far without learning that?

Climate change is because of you. You drive. You fly. You use air conditioning. You insist on out of season produce. You buy stuff from China. Its your bad ideas and your bad habits. Only you.

@klara_sjo Tell me you have a pair without telling me you have a pair

Why do they sell gaping green M&M slippers?

@katyperry @WhiteHouse Thank you for your patriotism

I am deeply appalled and angry to see “Firework” used on the @WhiteHouse TikTok account as a backing track for video footage of military strikes. I did not approve this, I was not asked, and I absolutely do not condone it. I wrote this song to be an anthem of hope, healing, and inner strength for people going through their darkest personal moments. To see a message of self-worth and upliftment weaponized to soundtrack destruction and violence is a complete violation of everything my song stands for. My music is for bringing people together, not celebrating warfare.

@OJoelsen Imagine if that were Guam.

A massive iceberg capsized just off the coast of Ilulissat in northern Greenland 🇬🇱this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured.

@MaryTilesTexas DM me

How does one acquire 𝕏 money 🤔

@BennTheBased @TaraBull Back when I was a marble quarry engineer, this was commonplace.

@TaraBull It’s not collapsing because of the rain. It’s collapsing because it’s wasn’t decommissioning correctly… Classic 3rd world stuff.

Cliffs collapsing at an old marble quarry in Makrana, India due to heavy rainfall.

@MattGriscom @MaxE2review He doesn’t agree with my politics, therefore he’s shooting himself in the foot. Super insightful.

@MaxE2review This was a small part of the interview, and Musk is shooting himself on the foot here. I love what the guy is doing and see immense benefits for humanity, but he really needs to STFU about politics.

The Economist had a short window to interview the guy who’s arguably advancing human capabilities more than any other single individual in many generations. So of course they spent it lecturing him for holding the ‘wrong’ political views, and telling him people ‘loathe’ him, because he refuses to accept their deeply ideological, midwit interpretation of reality and parrot groupthink as they do. And they think this is all a big ‘win’ for them. So embarrassing.

@kdandy888 Like farm tractors huh

Cool to watch until you realize this little dude just took a person’s job

@BuffaloRon temu.com/pt-en/6pcs-7pc… Disclaimer: I am not suggesting you purchase $9 kitchen knives from Temu and exchange them for $25

Hawaii has fallen....

@RandPaul Why do you post all this talk? You’re not going to touch this guy.

My committee combed through millions of COVID documents, and what did we find? Anthony Fauci destroyed records. He told others to delete emails. And then he told them to delete them from deleted files. He and his allies privately doubted the "implausible" line on a lab leak while publicly attacking anyone who raised it. And he never took responsibility for funding dangerous research in China. Next week, Dr. Fauci goes under oath in front of my committee, and he’s going to answer for everything we’ve found.

@axrxrxr100 @FreddyLA7 This dude, not American

@FreddyLA7 90% of Americans are glad that you are leaving, you did nothing but bring trouble into our country with your other friends. Farewell amigo!

So long, America🫡🇺🇸 49 days ago we landed in the USA to follow our country at the World Cup. We had no idea it would turn into the trip of a lifetime. Thank you to everyone who followed along, and to all the people we met who made this journey even more special. We honestly don’t have the words to express how grateful we are for everything you did for us. This trip exceeded every expectation we had. We came here with an open mind, wanting to experience as much of the country as possible. I still remember telling my friends on the flight to Atlanta that I hoped we’d get to meet a few locals on this trip. Now we’re flying home with friends all across the USA. Before we came, we heard so many stereotypes and warnings about America. People told us about safety concerns, that they might check our social media at the border, and all kinds of other things. None of it matched our experience. This was probably the most welcoming country we’ve ever visited. So if you have the chance to travel, do it. The world isn’t nearly as bad as the media often makes it seem. 99% of people are awesome! I heard this quote somewhere during the World Cup, and I think it sums up our experience perfectly: “If you want to hate the world, watch the news. If you want to love it, travel it.” Thank you, America ❤️🇺🇸

Feelin' Fly with the Cup 😎

@klara_sjo She’s fucking that dog, isn’t she?

Just a really sweet wholesome moment when a cute little doggo starts dancing to the music.

@klara_sjo He has a favorite even

He's fucking those sheep, isn't he?

@TheBabylonBee I think you mean Errection

'There is no reason to think we would ever do such a thing." buff.ly/jAk5tIm