Daniel Zamora

One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

@gualingus Bruhhhhhhh

it’s arrived. and after getting 3 wearable tiktokshop jerseys over the past couple weeks, we have our first dud. exactly what you’d expect from a tiktokshop jersey. will be returning

@gualingus Computah make this guy’s package come in before 5:45✋🏽

as long as it comes before 5:45

@gualingus It’s quite a hoot!

i bought resi 7 years ago for like $5 i think im brave enough to play it now

Me showing up to my gate with 20 oatmeal raisin cookies from the Amex lounge shoved up my ass

@gualingus Your ass

“you might be the most well groomed man i’ve ever seen” shoot me in the head already

@PopCrave @gualingus

Cierra Ortega has left #LoveIslandUSA following backlash.

@djglooby wacko is insane 💀💀

hey cierra! i have curly hair and im not a zionist and im a cubs fan ! basically whole package

Me shoving 6 coconut waters into my backpack because my office only stocks them once a quarter

Office restocked on leisures pic.x.com/MAFBqMxHu0

@gualingus Dawg…

bogo 12 packs should be illegal

@gualingus Pics NOOOOOOW

for those wondering yes i will be oiled up this evening

Cailee Spaeny you have bewitched me

@StopImSoScared @gualingus Ah shit he isn’t just doing this in the office??

roommate has been making me smell him daily 😞

@gualingus Thinking about your ass tweeting this at twisted after everyone’s left

now seee here’s the problem. if you tell me in person that i’m “majestic” my homies gon here about it

Company slack is not playing around today

@gualingus x.com/copiumx/status…

girls keep making fun of my small phone 😞 one more week of this shit!

ever have a work meeting that feels like a lobotomy?

@vanillabeaniez OMG LETS GOOOOOOOO