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@RemixTheBeats1 @kyabhai_ @ZelUnited @historyinmemes Why would u be 70 yards away? U could have a free kick on the edge of your own box, try pass it to your own keeper and the keeper slips and it goes in

This has to be the most confusing question in British gaming show history

@RealTulipPetals @jibstweet @timecaptales @fasc1nate Downfall 🤣🤣 well done

In 1912, the French inventor Franz Reichelt demonstrated his deep belief in his self-made parachute by testing it publicly at the Eiffel Tower. Ignoring many warnings, he jumped from the tower's first platform wearing his creation. Tragically, the parachute did not open, causing him to fall from a height of 57 meters (187 feet), killing him.

@Shayor19 @InternetH0F Thank u

@naylor2006 @BBCMOTD @BBCSport Because this image shows kane is offside when rice shoots, the ball goes in after hitting kane, so unfortunately, it's 100% offside

@BBCMOTD @BBCSport Got no idea why this was the image they showed, the goal was ruled out I expect because Kane was in the line of the ball and potentially distracting the keeper. Looks like they’ve drawn the lines from the closest part of Kane that was onside, not usually how it’s done.

The offside VAR decision that went against Declan Rice 👀 #BBCFootball

@MichaelAmiga23 @htafc @KevinNagleMLS Grow up

@htafc Well done @KevinNagleMLS after 45 years being a fan home and away you just made my mind up about next season ..You have shown your true colours with this ..surround yourself with YES men !!!!

✍️ We’re delighted to welcome Darren Moore to Huddersfield Town as our new Manager! 🗣️ Comments from CEO Jake Edwards and Sporting Director Mark Cartwright ⤵️ Welcome to the Terriers, Darren 👋 #htafc

@stang_red @RequestABet @WilliamHill What we're will hill offering please?

@RequestABet Thanks for the reply, yeah I saw that but I wanted a hat trick as I saw @WilliamHill were offering the Hat Trick. Thanks 👍🏻

@RequestABet Harry Kane to come off the bench and score a hat trick tonight? #requestabet

@secondtierpod Huddersfield

Who’s the dark horse in the Championship this season? 🤔🐎

@smil3r5 @MrBillyG88 @amyleader1 This is the one that gets me! 🤢

@MrBillyG88 @amyleader1 And probably tell you he went to the shop and ‘brought’ some milk 🙄

@xxaltxx_ @DannyGleeballs U need dulux trade not standard dulux

@DannyGleeballs Where do you get proper Dulux then ?

I have had a major decorating disaster today and I’m blaming it on Dulux

@tiredpsych I think we made them almost extinct by squashing them all, but now kids don't go out they are making a comeback.

In the 80s we used to get lots of little red mites on the garden wall, in fact made a club about it. Not seen them since. Put them in novel 3. This week seen 2 indoors and 1 on garden furniture. Did they really used to be more common in U.K.? Does anyone know what I mean?

@izzyjaybrown All the best with what you decide to do next izzy. Enjoy some family time

FOR MY TERRIERS, PLAYOFF WINNING SEASON GIVEAWAY!!! same rules apply, just like, retweet, show love, & be following!!!! i hope you’s like this one💙🤍

@Andy_Marsden85 Wednesday fan tonight mate... I hate Peterbrough

@WallpaperThred @OptaJoe Hmmm

@OptaJoe Relegation specialist

22 - Since Neil Warnock's first game in charge of Huddersfield Town this season in February, only four teams (Burnley, Luton, Coventry and Sheffield United) have won more points in the Championship than the Terriers (22), who have now avoided relegation. Specialist.

Elections May 4th Tactical voting to STOP THE TORIES Nearly 250,000 people have used this in 2 days Type in your postcode & the website will tell you the rest. Easy to use. Run by volunteers Pls RT RT RT RT & get the numbers up StopTheTories.vote stopthetories.vote

@Jason_Repole @GaryLineker He will only be on the prem for a few years

@GaryLineker Even if he breaks it, haaland will probably take the record in about 5-6 years. Especially considering this is his adjustment to the premier league season, and he’s only 22, just imagine when he gets into full stride.

Oh yes they do.

@sarky_sheena Is this a thing or something u randomly made up?

I should point out that I’m not a fan of either BUT together marmite and honey is a bit of alright BUT the New Zealand Marmite works better. 8/10 #experimentingsoyoudonthavto

@GaryLineker Anyone else panic about this kid? Were we too relaxed back then or too soft now?

Evidence. 😫

@graziagirl01 Get on carefully selected E/W

@ShitTitsNArse Rum