Nick Holmes

@PickensBurgh So what. Loads of golfers play some courses weeks before if have free time before a tournament. Most live on or close to courses that hold championships and play them regularly

Sorry but this is one of the most undeserved Masters wins in history… Rory literally played Augusta every day for a month straight before the tournament. How is this allowed by the USGA?

@jonnyescott Beer soon?

@djnickholmes Can’t have mate. Cause you’re still here being miserable. And if you do, it’s clearly no fun like 😆

Any time now please Tyson so I can afford to feed my dog for the next week thanks mate x

@jonnyescott Xx

@jonnyescott True I haven’t. Have a great life as you see. No need to be desperate over here amigo

@jonnyescott I might have. Just don’t post daily updates

@djnickholmes Best thing to ever happen to me mate along with Becky. You should get one, might cheer you up a bit x

@jonnyescott Posting the odd video on IG of a family dog every few weeks. Or having to constantly mention you have a dog as if the only person to ever own a dog 🧐

@djnickholmes Don’t make me dig out videos of you fawning over your sisters dog mate 😆

@jonnyescott Dog updates are boring mate

@djnickholmes Boring you mate

@jonnyescott Barely. Same would be said. You and that dog 💀

@djnickholmes Someone’s had a beer

@afscott And wind burns today

londoners are falling in love with their city all over again because the sun came out. meanwhile i'm in dubai with a vitamin d deficiency

@claireindubai Trying to think of more my. Although spend my life in McGettigans JLT

We get features about rooftop bars but given the circumstances here's a list of basement bars in Dubai Longs Underground UBK CQ Pizza Express McGettigans - these 4 in JLT What have I missed? I'm going to Longs later

@Xking332 Shut up and stop chatting shit you gimp

Locals in Dubai are traumatized. The majority of them are desperate to leave. Unfortunately, this is about to get worse. Now the UAE is asking America to invade Abu Musa Island. Thousands of families could be wiped out in Dubai because of this. Abu Musa is very close to the Strait of Hormuz. The UAE wants Abu Musa. Because they want to control energy. So they have agreed to send their troops to help America. This means Iran's attacks are about to intensify. And their target has always been Dubai. Dubai's economy is already crashing. Tourists and investors are leaving every week. Airports and hotels are empty. There's a massive fuel shortage as well. Soon the UAE will officially join the war. This means, More innocent people in Dubai unfortunately will be at massive risk. 4 people were severely injured yesterday. Massive power cuts and water cut offs could last for weeks. Hospitals won't be able to save critical patients. Dubai could collapse.

@monkeyhead78 Al Barsha shook

Ooof! Loud ones here in production city.

@SukhSidhuDXB Same over Al Barsha

Hearing quite a few meaty interceptions right now, first I've heard like this in a while

Ridiculous player not arsed if it’s a legends game. Could easily still play top level if his legs weren’t made of crisps

@keelyhodgkinson 🤣🤣🙌🏽 shout

The GB team will bring back more medals to that stadium than west ham have seen in their entire history 🫢🫶🏼😂

Ouch 🥲🇪🇬👑

If only they had a way of reviewing it and overturning such ridiculousness

No it isn’t

@NeilLfc_5 Dm ➡️

@djnickholmes He's out of contract

Robertson is a legend at this club and shouldn't be shipped off to fucking Tottenham through the back door. Fucking Tottenham a disgrace of a football club