ahoysteve 🍳

You will get through this British heatwave

🚨 Nate Jacobs from HBO’s “Euphoria” is reportedly dead at 23 years old Tony Stonem is stable and survived being hit by a double-decker bus.

there’s bite the hand everywhere for those with eyes to see

squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.

His best

@djolklore I’m fully kidding dw I already know the ending

@djockstrapped it lowkey never crossed my mind that a happy ending might not be in the cards.. that’s kind of on me ig

Idk if there’ll be a happy ending. Depends how I feel when I get there

Nate Jacobs this, Nate Jacobs that. I could survive a rattlesnake buried underground but he wouldn’t survive being on SSRI’s during a heatwave whilst also being on your period

@djoallthetime AHAHAHAHA bonus chapters and they’re hour long zoom therapy sessions

@djockstrapped honestly if it's a happy ending atp I'll need to read like full detail therapy appointments because oh my god how did we get here (loving every second of the suffering though)

@djolklore :)

@djockstrapped wait what

canon

@bbg_stevie I wish I had a pool to clean

bite the hand steve finding peace and solidarity w cleaning the pool every morning he is just like me except i do it for fun he does it to feel a sense of normalcy 😔🤞🏼

bite the hand chapter 12 has me feeling…..something like this

@twojoesily @sllyerrday_ 🥰🥰🥰 love u

@sllyerrday_ @djockstrapped we love your steddie angst 🥺🤍

this steddie fic made me cried and sobbed until i get a headache 😭

muero por encontrarme a mi ex en la calle y apenas reconocerla y tener el día más mágico del mundo antes de descubrir que ha desarrollado una adicción a la heroína y su vida es una completa mierda

@djolklore It’s fine. They doubted Einstein too. You’re forgiven

@djockstrapped i take back everything i said this week you’re a genius

Fancy another one? archiveofourown.org/works/83425611…

@djolklore What can I say. I’m a liar

@djockstrapped you promised 💔

That’s all ur getting

You’ve got the spirit for sure