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@mortalkeery i hope he throws her a big bday bash for that mother of the year award

@djocult what’s his plan to celebrate her birthday Soon

a year ago today joe was in labour with the crux… think about #that

me to joe when he’s upset… like don’t be sad your ass is so fat

@djokiwi we are spiritually connected because of my teddy peanut allergy headcanon

@djocult very controversial of u

Adam thein is my djo bias

@potiondjo mine is -3 and i feel i can’t live without my contacts godspeed bff😿😿

@djocult it’s so terrible 🫩

my prescription is -9.5 so the thought of not wearing glasses is terrifying 😭

@appledjo omg twin i just made that joke

@djocult im feelin older

pregnant joe: its growing larger im pushing harder

@mortalkeery joe when the baby grows up: i’m feelin older

@djocult it’s coming closer

@djojez does he know his life would be 600 times easier just wearing them or getting contacts like if i don’t wear my contacts it’s so frustrating i cannot see shit

as a glasses wearer i really don’t understand how joe just doesnt wear his glasses like does he not get headaches from eye strain

let’s wear contacts with mama

@mortalkeery theyre so embarassing i say w barely controlled lust

@djocult they need to be put to rest

joe acting all nonchalant and tryna impress javi and all javis thinkin is how many more days can i get out of these cargo pants

@eggkeery joe writing egg not knowing he was gna solve years long debate

its back to the egg not back to the chicken . djo solved chicken and egg debate

@appledjo i luv u too

@djocult ur hilarious and i luv u

like how do you expect me to be normal

this is what it feels like to post about joe online

@soapyfink @DJOLLANOV omg

@DJOLLANOV @djocult

joe keery when he’s leaving chicago