Daniel Rozeboom

My shared @MongoDB Atlas server is down with NO ETA and NOTHING WRONG according to their status page. Real classy. It’s not like people are depending on you… “The status page is based on overall status and not individual hosts.” - @MongoDB Support #cloud #mongodb #fail

Is every single documentation link at @SendGrid broken?? I mean, seriously. @SendGridSupport

@SenseiRu5 Room for a 3rd party? XD

How y'all feel about 20+ age gap in a relationship?

Yo, @LendingClub, get your act together! Your "Tailored Business Checking" online applications are BROKEN. CS reps cannot locate my application(s) at all, and yet your site says they are pending approval. Impossible to do business w/ u. How much $$$ are you losing right now??

@Bellroy Thanks!!

@djroze It sure does 😊

@Bellroy Does your Apex Backpack hold a current-model 16” MacBook Pro?

As a @harveymudd alumnus, I’m embarrassed at my alma mater (& this isn’t the 1st time). Once an institution pursuing scientific enlightenment, now just ca$hing in on the lies about a college education in America. #FuckHarveyMudd #FuckVaccineMandates Thx 4 heads-up @ThomasEWoods!

Damar Hamlin suffered a cardiac arrest following a hit in our game versus the Bengals. His heartbeat was restored on the field and he was transferred to the UC Medical Center for further testing and treatment. He is currently sedated and listed in critical condition.

Santa’s little helper! #adorable #kitty #nofilterneeded @ Palo Alto, California instagram.com/p/CmZsiaeP2FJ/…

Bottom line: the #government conspired to remove valid public health messages & #socialmedia posts by myself & others, because they disagreed with viewpoints which contradicted federal government’s COVID-19 #publichealth message & views. ~@justin_hart brownstone.org/articles/gover…

Until recently Twitter seemed like this alternative reality in which what is obviously true was somehow deprecated and hard to find, whereas government propaganda was everywhere. Now we know why it seemed like this. Because it WAS like this.

.@elonmusk fired half the staff at Twitter. The app is working great. Maybe better than ever? Imagine if the federal government did the same.

I’m certain Rose wanted Jack to die, I just can’t prove it.

War is barbarous.

Thanks @SamLachow for spending 2,824 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to The Idea. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/42UrF25…

Every day is a day to celebrate. Especially today!! #castigliondelbosco #brunellodimontalcino #2015 #grateful #danielwinesalot @ The Wine Room Palo Alto instagram.com/p/CjopXM6r5CX/…

“It’s Legal”, by @rustynoodlestudios. Welcome to your new home! #cheers #warmingupthehouse #blazeofglory @ Palo Alto, California instagram.com/p/ChyDPHtvjrO/…

Living that best life! #pauillac #bordeaux #2010 #danielwinesalot @ The Wine Room Palo Alto instagram.com/p/Chn0aFiJnZf/…

Best seats in the house?? #BeatLA @ Oracle Park instagram.com/tv/Cg0RUP2Kpme…