Chris Melancon

@NVIDIAGeForce PRAGMATA RTX

PRAGMATA has launched with #RTXON, featuring path tracing and DLSS 4! To celebrate, we are giving away this custom wrapped GeForce RTX 5090 featuring Hugh and Diana, perfect for the adventure that awaits on the moon. Want it? Comment "PRAGMATA RTX" to enter!

@justthefunpart So what you're saying is that you know what is in the bag doesn't match what is pictured (both in photo form on the bag and the buyer's mind) and you do it anyway? I'm sorry to learn that's how you work.

@djslackx hi! thanks for your feedback. the kadaifi is there but it is finely blended so it might be less noticeable. we're already working on making it crunchier!

. @justthefunpart I got some of your Dubai cones and, well, they ain't got no Dubai. Every one so far has been like this, except the one that had no pistachio creme at all. So I decided to dissect one to see if maybe my mouth was playing tricks on me.

@Audioguyjacob you mentioned briefly in 1124 a technical issue with the printing of your hat... Remember that this was the lie they told the first scoop until he pressed them on it. Don't know if it comes back up in today's ep but I'll get to hear soon.

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@WeAreMeh What if I wanted this more than a sand castle?

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@Audioguyjacob @thesarahjessica Thanks!

@djslackx Tickets aren’t released yet bc they want to make sure students get their tickets. It’ll be at NSU on Feb 15. Follow @thesarahjessica. I’m sure she’ll post the ticket link when it goes up.

@Audioguyjacob I heard you mention SJ's playing Natchitoches! Where are details/tickets available? Can't find through Google so far.

@HomeDepot what's up with your app's geography skills? I see this every time it opens. That's the store's own zip code. Meanwhile the website is happy to default me to stores in three other states depending on how it's feeling that day I guess.

@WeAreMeh I'm just funnin' ya. But it's awesome this is finally happening!

✨ he's here ✨

@MarcosPizza so this came in the mail today, three weeks after it expired. It's like the marketing team is as good at marketing as the nearest location is at making pizza as ordered and delicious.

@HeyScoops @Mitzula @thefamouspaul And the octopus pays!

Some listeners might be stuck going to a #SuperBowl party when they don't like sports, so we've got you covered. @Mitzula has all the weird bets you can make and what bizarre things to watch out for this Sunday. Listen to @HeyScoops Episode 973: Italian Wedding Style…

@Audioguyjacob listening to the latest episode (952) - surprised you weren't a Johnny's Pizza guy back in LA. They've grown since you left though. Next time you're down if it's crawfish season check out a Sweep the Swamp!

It should be as illegal to spam my cell phone for political fundraising as it is for anything else. The rate is ramping up to multiple messages per hour and my list of people to never vote for is growing rapidly. Anybody got a good solution? Is robokiller worth paying for?

Why, yes, it is.

@peppermintfatty Truth. Maybe it's the rarest hamburger in each state. I've also been through a good bit of Texas and never seen an A&W there. Whataburger would like a word with this map.

Yeah, there are exactly two Krystal’s in the state of #Louisiana. This map is absurd.

@thefamouspaul I thought of you when I found this video of people in pursuit of raw car. It's kind of lame, really, but the cars do get pretty raw. youtu.be/rfkMTg4Bh0k

Amazon wants me to answer questions that stump Alexa for them (for free, too, lol). I looked and some of the questions are ridiculous. Highly tempted to answer "I bet Google knows" on a whole bunch of them in the hopes of hearing Alexa answer a question with that.

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