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Do automatic transmission cars accelerate faster than manual transmission cars?
My landlord just made a new rule: you must buy all your food and provisions from his wife. Meanwhile, her prices are higher than outside. Sachet water is ₦600 elsewhere, she’s selling it for ₦700. If you come home with groceries, they’ll even check your bag like you’re smuggling contraband. Worst part? I just renewed my rent on December 1, 2025. 💔 This country will test you😭
Until people start to slump at parties, they won’t let corset rest.
Our landlord just install cctv cameras for our compound today E don pursue caretaker💀 E wan dey Germany dey monitor him compound🤔😂😂
.@elonmusk I bought a Model S the first year you released it in California. I believed in what you were building. I got Starlink a few years ago in Nigeria, it was brilliant. Now? It only works between 11pm and 5am. SIX HOURS out of 24. You’ve clearly oversold capacity and overloaded the network. In England, providers stop selling once infrastructure is maxed out. Why is Nigeria different? Because it’s Africa, the rules don’t apply? People here pay FULL PRICE for a service that works 25% of the time. This isn’t innovation. This is exploitation. You took our money, saturated the network, and left us with a glorified paperweight for 18 hours a day. Fix it or say it out loud: Nigerian customers don’t matter to you.
Dem no use K8s for LIRS?
This Agent just dey gimme lamba, cos which one be “Mini 2 Bed” again 😭😭
@ADoseOfStella_ They said the website crashed. Only one thing would cause that
I sent my driver to buy one tyre and fix. Please tell me why he got to the shop and said he will just buy two? I said ok, you can buy the second one.