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Went from following all DJs and producers to NPR hosts and chefs and here we are

Free Download [House]: Last Night (Tuna Melt Remix) by Morgan Wallen hypeddit.com/tunamelt/lastn…

Was there an earthquake in Manhattan? Our entire building just moved (Tribeca) and it was so aggressive - a bottle of water on a table fell over. @nypost @NYPDnews

The way I love @ElieNYC

NYC straight up smells like summer camp

I just heard a kid look at a pay phone at the airport and say “an old time phone, how fun is that?” And I’ve never felt more ancient

Have I fathered any children I’m not aware of? Cos my dad jokes are getting out of control

I just wanna know why airports put sooooo much onion on the food in the terminal. I love onion, I do, but we’re about to go sit in a fart can for hours, I don’t need this wild breath to blast some folks’ eyebrows off.

@BrianLehrer so am I hearing that this was a lethal jacket throw? So wild that folks are so terrified of words and a piece of fabric. Have y'all not been to New York before?

Okay who’s going to the play Cellino v Barnes w me?

@StevenKlavier Oh nooooooo, love and miss you babe

I would just like to give a massive shout out to all of the 311 operators I’ve ever spoken to. Y’all are helpful and hilarious. 311 is the most New York shit and I’m here for it.

Big ups to all my friends who have kept at it and are making it happen. Whatever your "it" may be. I see you and am so proud.

After losing my blue check, I got a tweet warning for a quote from a tv show with the YouTube clip attached, this platform is so lolz and more done by the day. See my favorite moment in TV in recent history that got me in hot water here: youtu.be/-2O0Kn5p6pY

you think Elon took our blue checks in a post-rocket explosion tantrum?

My neighbor just sent a tupperware full of homemade pesto in the elevator and it's nice to know that some people are still that wonderful

@JubileeDJ ahhh, king of suck balls mountain. youtube.com/watch?v=-2O0Kn…

Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist

has the world always been such a mess or did we just not know about it without news hitting us from every angle at all times

it finally happened. I feel nude.

well damn @jaycowit, you sound great

Wooooof this parking garage collapse is looking mad terrifying. Steer clear of the financial district if you can right now.