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Kenya has had sycophants in every regime since independence unlike Kibaki's presidency. Jomo had Mulu Mutisya, Moi had Chotara & JAP's Duale

#ArrestDuale is Jubilee's biggest liability. Kenya's enemy no.1. He spies for Al-Shabaab. Duale is not above the law. He must be arrested.

If William Ruto, Murkomen and Aden Duale are left to continue with their abusive politics, I can foresee potential PEV in 2017. Tone down!!

In Islam, if your brother happens to be a thief like Duale you should be the one to cut off his hand. Muslim youth want to fulfill the Quran

Are Kenyans aware that @HonAdenDuale ran mad while he was in primary school? Duale is a mad man. The man needs to be in Mathare Mental hosp.

Mr.@HonAdenDuale @KoinangeJeff none of you qualify to engage me. Jeff was a waiter in aircrafts. Duale is functionally illiterate.

@nicholas254ke @PiocheBrio You're the first born? Uliza your mom who is your dad

@PiocheBrio Sijui mbona mokoro anas manga hawajawai fight na mzae yet Mimi huchapa ata girlfriends kama burukenge

Kuna day mzae na mathe kumbe wamekosana na sijui haha. Mimi nikaenda kuomba mathe doo ya sports day akaniuliza ‘huna baba?’ Saahizo mzae amekaa hapo kando

@WildgardenerHQ Mimi umenikumbusha waluhya wakiambiwa watokee watapewa bibi na mahindi gunia moja na wakatokea

I can’t believe my eyes fr. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RealKaruga Umeamsha past traumas. Leo najua sitalala , I'll keep waking up through out the night.

Izi zikipata umefuga Sungura utalia

@eternalhealthhh @Naomikibandi @Its_franc_ Ya Iran si karibu ikae hivi?

@Naomikibandi @Its_franc_ Tangu lini refined oil ikapatikana underground?

"Hii petrol mnapeana bure kabla Kasongo aione"- Meru man asks Boda people to go for free petrol

@MbithiMbithi25 @Colonel_edu Nimecall huyu akasema ni kama anakuanga amechizi, ati ako medina hospital saizi

@Colonel_edu We are still waiting

Ama ni mnaelewa mnieleze?

@KarehNamu Inaitwa energy requirements, BMR, activities etc

I've never understood how men can eat more than 5 chapatis in one sitting.. Mimi ata mbili siwezi maliza 😂.

@fit_ermined Sema ulikuwa unadhani from flimsy allegations kutakuwa na an out of court settlement but kikaumana. 🤣🤣🤣

You have already decided that I am a liar and that my intentions are malicious. When something as straightforward as a timeline cannot be communicated accurately, it becomes clear that facts are not the priority here. Instead of questioning the leadership failures that left women in that campaign vulnerable and inadequately protected, you choose to point fingers at the woman who is harmed for daring to raise concerns about women’s safety and dignity. But hata sijui nakuambia nini. You campaigned enthusiastically for Ruto, which already suggests a level of judgment that is fundamentally flawed. So please, leave me alone.

@Elainesoya What's happening over there? You started tweeting like this 24 hrs ago

@Wangechike_ I hope you're not following Owang Sino's footsteps

What is the worst that can happen from swallowing a fish bone na nifanye nini itoke it’s been 4hours na bado naifeel😩

@Mwass_ Don't be gay bro, mind your own business

My neighbour who leaves at 8:00am on the dot every single day leo ametoka 8:11am. I wonder what was today’s delay caused by 😅

@fit_ermined If I was Maraga, I would have sued your evil sadistic ass for millions

Mbona ulikuwa hapo in the first place? Mbona ulikuwa umevaa hivyo? Mbona uliwacha akakushika? Mbona hukumkataza? Mbona hukuongea at that time? Mbona unasema sahii? Waah, sasa tudo? Questions infinitely directed to a victim, never the perpetrator, and never towards solutions. You see how shida zetu sio leaders/politicians pekee?

@Mwende_Mugambi In the first place anatuambia tufanye nini? We're not police, odpp, etc

Okay, so let’s for example amewapea majina, amewaambia it happened when, where and how! And then next? Hiyo information mnapanga kufanya nayo nini??

@JUJA_KOT Kumbe ukiwa sura mbaya hata camera ya iPhone haisaidii

Ndo sapa imeivaaa hii pande, mnakula nini huko ???

@JUJA_KOT Mna starve huyo mluhya