Dan Klepal

@Timodc Fucking disaster

Gotta admit JD's ability to code switch from a sociopathic ass who is ambivalent to human suffering on MAGA bro podcasts to a guy who credibly seems like he doesn't want other people to die on the debate stage is a useful political skill that he has deployed with effect

@JHartman_PIT That's where you get yours.

Honest question: Do you feel you have to get your #Steelers news from only people who are in the building (aka beat writers)?? #RideorDieCrew

@JHartman_PIT I love that Manny is just standing there upright. He knows he wont have to make an athletic play. They wont run on that arm, and the throw will be perfect.

This freaking throw...no real momentum. Just a freaking canon. I did a book report on Roberto in 6th grade, and have loved him, and the No. 21, ever since.

Breaking: Former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows turned over to the Jan. 6 committee a coup powerpoint that recommended Trump declare a national security emergency to reinstall himself in office. theguardian.com/us-news/2021/d…

@SindaFukinRella I will take you to the ball on NYE!

You Give Good Text would be the best band name of the 21st Century, or maybe second to The War On Drugs.

@JHartman_PIT That knell down is giving up. Bullshit.

The #Steelers offense is unbelievably fragile. Pre-snap penalties have to be eliminated for them to win games. That call on Chuks when they hurried up is an absolute killer. Just can't happen.

@jessforbiden Hi

@LV_doeshair Everyone should have life goals.

I should get dressed and brush my hair today. I should. But will I?

@Swallowyerpride This entire tweet was just an excuse to type "fingerling," wasn't it?

@JadahParadox Thanks for letting me know.

@Meganstone27 Hi

@dctello That's where I left that thing.

Confirmed: That is a dried up lime on the floor in Metro Council chambers

The Volusia School Board will only hear 2 hours of public comment at its emergency meeting tonight about whether to instate a mask mandate, the district announced last night.

@Swallowyerpride I struggle with this. I'm not burning my Ryan Adams records, but I'm not buying any more of them, either.

@JasonRileyWDRB I remember the original tweet. I didnt laugh then either. Can you add some additional content for the 10 year reissue?

10 years ago today I reached the pinnacle of dad jokes. I am still proud.

@JoJoFromJerz Nope. We all suck.

There are good guys out there… Right? Asking for a friend. 🤔

@LeonaLioness6 @VampiressBarbie I just snorted so hard that beer came out my nose.

@VampiressBarbie Im a terrible person.

@JHartman_PIT BIG PRESS!!!

My boy Justin Layne gave up the conversion, then forced the fumble. I'll call it a wash. #Steelers