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D. Mason

@dkpmason

Dirt Mage / Writer / Formerly felonious fungi forager / Appalachia til I die / @dirtmageCLTV

Land Of The Blue Smoke Katılım Haziran 2018
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People think growing vegetables is expensive because they built two raised beds out of premium untreated cedar and fill it with bagged potting soil instead of picking up a damn mattock
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“Of course you do, you’re 12” lands on multiple levels for dudes these days because most of them never had to grow out of their “I wanna be the shewiff” phase. They’re still waddling around with a head full of TV looking for their chance to play cop.
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@chadwaytweety If ye gotta have a label on your liquor, real Tennessee hillbillies know they’s only one choice:
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Yellow wood sorrel. Leaves and flowers are edible, but I used to eat its young seed pods when I was a kid bc they taste like green apples
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I feel sorry for kids these days who got Gen X grandparents. Most of them fools don’t give a fck about nobody but themselves. That’s why they passed my generation off for the boomers to raise. They don’t care about being grandparents until they wanna flex on facebook
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Multiflora rose. Beautiful wild rose, huh? Wrong! This invasive aggressively outcompetes native plants and meets the machete and mattock upon sight. I won’t judge if you use the hips before you swing the sickle of death upon them, I’m not unreasonable
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So lemme get this straight: the fascists are committing war crimes & abusing children with impunity… And the Dem strategy is to argue over a rich kid twitch streamer?
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@Kid_Ulysses A buddy of mine had the same problem years back & managed to find a few other like-minded folks in his area to form a little hiking/camping group. They’d plan trips together & usually work out transportation as a group.
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Kid Ulysses@Kid_Ulysses·
@dkpmason I live in a dense urban area with no garden at my building. During the first year of COVID, I bought a massive amount of survival and camping gear. I can't tell you what I'd do to get into the woods and do at least a couple weeks of primitive camping. I don't have a car. So.
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I wish folks actually cared about having a real connection with nature as much as they pretend to on social media. Fools be on here talking about plant spirits while ordering door dash & playing online all day. It’s all just fashion & vibes to these clowns.
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They say fuck capitalism and the police, in case you’re wondering.
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This dog fennel volunteered close to the front porch and in addition to being attractive to bees & wasps, it repels ticks & mosquitoes. It will get well over 6’ and I love the look when it gets all feathery. Just crush some leaves when you walk by and dab some on
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Being a felon in southern Appalachia right now really is like living in a post apocalyptic dystopia. Gotta scour the woods for food & meds. Surrounded by religious fanatics praising cannibal child abusers in ☠️cults. Sadistic costumed gangs roaming the streets unchallenged…
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