🇮🇳 DK Sardana 🇮🇳

Trump claimed that he is talking to Iranis to negotiate. All who matter in Iran declined any knowledge about these talks. Investigations have revealed that Trump is talking to Aruna Irani, Smriti Irani and Boman Irani. #iranwar

डकवर्थ लुईस नियम वही बन्दा समझ सकता है जो पप्पू के कहे का मतलब समझ सकता हो !

@HindutvaDon_ @avinashbn25 Hi

Islamic Police of Kolkata has sent me a legal notice to remove the below post, but I won't I am not afraid of them. Please drop a Hi below if you supports me 🙏

@PoornimaNimo @ZavierIndia Tit for tat! This is new India.

In Prague, Czech Republic. US CIA agent to Czech Police : Hello, I have a tip for you...... Next day : Nikhil Gupta, Indian agent is caught in Prague by Czech authorities. Being deported to the USA. Nikhil Gupta is accused of plotting the assassination of Sikh separatist leader Gurpatwant Singh Pannun in New York. Modi to his right hand man: Baat karo inse. Invisible man : Hello, he is our man. You crossed a line there. CIA : We can cross anything, Mr Invisible. You should have thought a hundred times. Invisible Man : Then I will wait for your call. A few months later. Putin to Modi : Hello my friend, I have a tip for you....... Next day news : CIA asset Matthew Van Dyke arrested in Kolkata by the NIA. CIA to Invisible Man : Hello, Hello, hey, hey, he is our man. You crossed a line there....... Invisible Man : We just stepped over to your side, mate. Give our man back. And so a white owl flew back to its country, and an eagle landed safely in Delhi.

Dhurandhar - The Revenge has crossed worldwide revenue of ₹950 crore till now in just six days. Inches away from ₹1000 crore mark now. Going by figures by trade analysts, the film is bigger than any blockbuster ever in Indian cinema. Time to coin a new term for this feat?

यहाँ हर किसी को, दरारों में झांकने की आदत है, दरवाजे खोल दो, कोई पूछने भी नहीं आएगा....!!

यूँ भी न मिलाओ बही की सब खाते बराबर हो जाएँ, रहने दो कुछ लेन-देन बाक़ी कि रिश्तों का कारोबार जारी रहे।

Modi ji Chess Khel rahein Hain. And Pappu ji is challenging him in game of Ludo. Kya baat Hai

स्कूल में जब पहली बार पता चला साइकोलॉजी की स्पेलिंग C से या S से नहीं बल्कि P से शुरू होती है,..... कसम से उसी दिन से अंग्रेजी से भरोसा टूट सा गया था

Somebody told him that RaGa is sure to become PM in 2019.

Think of a number between 0 and 20. Add 48 to it. Now close your eyes . . . . . . . . . . . It's dark, isn't it?

@dinelltk @joydeepg9 @motherrr @Ambarseriya @manjusipayya @madhumita6 @PJ_9327 @sunil_ratan @Kalyanisen @VpNavanita @Nitzmatazz @rangaisms4U @vinatewa_vinay @PenduProfessor @SatiiSingh @w_karve @rons1212 @sachmihika 🙏

@dksardana @joydeepg9 @motherrr @Ambarseriya @manjusipayya @madhumita6 @PJ_9327 @sunil_ratan @Kalyanisen @VpNavanita @Nitzmatazz @rangaisms4U @vinatewa_vinay @PenduProfessor @SatiiSingh @w_karve @rons1212 @sachmihika Good morning DK

Good morning friends @joydeepg9 &gang

@desimojito Ladies wala blouse kyon pahan rakha hai?

Yeh alag hee level ke nashe karta hai bhai

@Sanani22 Good morning 🌞

Good morning friends 💐 🧡

@kingkapoor72 @emesar2 @VishalDadlani Takla is a known leftist

Shameless @VishalDadlani