Dan Lawrence

@itsqail 15-20 and ur ready for highway patrol thanks

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

@_DBtweets_ my brother in christ u must pivot to the White Sox

Day 34. Surely the A’s will not cover for the 6th game in a row, right?

honestly betting on basketball is the best thing ever. you could be hanging out on a Friday night and then all of a sudden…Jakob Poetl is the most important person in your life

no better feeling than getting in the edamame zone. just absolutely inhaling soybeans and chucking skins. pure unstoppable momentum

he cooking dudes with a golf tan. special

Tatum is a scared child

If Stephen Curry wins a championship AND finals MVP this year, he’s the greatest PG of all time. Will not be listening to any arguments at this time

@deignanjack11 Laughed at Curry unan 2 weeks ago we don’t forget

not surprised a bunch of religious men had trouble getting any action playing the beavers @PFTCommenter

Today is #GivingBlueday! Retweet this tweet for a chance to win an official UMMCS practice shirt! youtu.be/UxvcYj0ykC4

@deignanjack11 @mkaiser_ i agree not suspending the astros is soft but headhunting is bush league

@mkaiser_ if u threw something 100 mph at someone’s head on the street, you’d be thrown in jail

Retweet if you want a season 2

Was Kobe Bryant the glue that was holding the world together?

i love being horizontal if i am not horizontal i am waiting for a time to become horizontal it is the most natural position for me i am like a slug

150 straight non conference home wins but yes, I’m sure the school named “Stephen F Austin” will be the ones to snap that.

Lamar Jackson is a superhero. (via @NFL)

morning after she leaves