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@dlicj

Las Vegas, NV Katılım Mart 2013
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some guy just stumbled upon this sandwich in the woods
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Mike F@DeputyWarlock·
Ah man I'd love to come to your barbecue but I'm not hungry that weekend
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Mike F@DeputyWarlock·
cops are always like "can you tell me why you were going 90 in a 55?" and you have to explain to them that it literally gets you there way faster. just goes to show the guys who fail at math end up as cops.
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Mike F@DeputyWarlock·
if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense
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Lauren@laurenmcb18·
Logged back into this website to post how much we are going to dearly dearly miss our friend and top tier twitter poster @DeputyWarlock who passed away this week. Idk if maybe some of his followers will see this and send us some of his greatest hits. Rest easy Mike. ❤️‍🩹💔
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Mike F@DeputyWarlock·
Gigantic 2 mile long sandworm traversing vast stretch of desert: oh my god is that 4 dudes. This is just the satisfying meal I need for my big body
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slick@dlicj·
@anthkc They still follow my alt: jacobin Netherlands
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Jarhead@jeffbezosfan420·
@dlicj i think they unfollowed you lol
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slick@dlicj·
@lofipillbeats They found out I’m at the forefront of socialist thought
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slick@dlicj·
saw a guy in his driveway underneath a rolling computer chair working on it like he was working on a car
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@paynushurts First thing everyone should do when it’s time to tighten the belt
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cody@illegalgambler·
@dlicj guy stuff
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slick@dlicj·
“Flesk”
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slick@dlicj·
@ByYourLogic Once a 5’ 6 coworker called me a “beanpole”. I’m 5’9.
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GoliathFan1952@ByYourLogic·
after I lost a bunch of weight in my early 20s two women got into an argument at my job and one said “that skinny white boy, no offense, saw it!” and then I realized she was referring to me. no one had ever called me that before. I was like “you’re both right :)”
antifa🔻girlfriend@lllliatttt

what’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? sometimes i remember a man i once dated telling me i have “a beautiful sense of justice” and i get a bit misty

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summer 🖕@salesforcechild·
me to my 4 year old son: i just got off the phone with santa and he is so angry about what you did that i am genuinely afraid for your life. we need to put you in hiding because at this point i think he would even kill me to get to you.
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