@ClueHeywood @crawf34 Wonder if he is also a cowboy, looking for anything heavy?
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@crawf34 I’d buy plumbing supplies from a Markwayne. But that’s about it
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I mean what do we expect from someone named markwayne
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VARNEY: This deal in my opinion would be a win for Putin. You happy with that? MARKWAYNE MULLIN: I think it's a win for both. Kyiv was never gonna be able to put back into Ukraine -- not Kyiv, but uh, uh, uh, my mind has slipped me VARNEY: Crimea MULLIN: Crimea. They kind of see themselves as more Russian anyways
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@ClueHeywood @CubbiesFan82 Give Johnny Morris’s Big Cedar Lodge a try the next time you’d like to hemorrhage cash for an extremely mediocre experience. Except for the underwater bowling. That kinda kicked ass
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@CubbiesFan82 I spent 24 hours in the Pyramid last December and that’s a rough way to go tbh
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I don’t like the trend of people wearing Bass Pro Shop hats who clearly have never cleaned a fish. That’s stolen valor. At least spend a night in the Pyramid, drinking $27 double Beam and cokes.
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@ClueHeywood More on brand for Clue would have been telling this tale from the perspective of Candy’s character and not Martin’s
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Tried to book a taxi to Chicago...guy punched me in the face. I admit I kinda deserved it. I flew into the street like when guys get thrown out of a saloon in an old Western movie. Then wouldn't you know it? Fat Guy almost hits me. He has a rental car! Time to eat some humble pie
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Today’s been the worst. Waited forever while my boss made a decision, then I had to find a cab from midtown to the airport for Thanksgiving, but some young hotshot (Kevin Bacon?) stole it from me, and some fat guy stole another one, then I get to the airport and my flight cancels
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@pghrenegades They should up the degree of difficulty by getting a Zipper instead
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This feels like it’s gonna be a national headline in a way that nobody wants
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@Dejan_Kovacevic re: lack of Sheetz in the City, would not be surprised if it were similar situation as why it’s so hard to get a competing out of town grocery store and possibly because they’re non-union; likely political
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@Super70sSports He also rocked down to KMart to buy some shoes; they only cost a dollar!
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Today in 1983, Eddy Grants rocks down to Electric Avenue, thinks about taking it higher, decides NOT to take it higher, then says "fuck it” and takes it higher anyway.
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@ZODIAC_MF Ponying up for the Fast Lane significantly reduces the exposure though. Worth it.
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CEDAR POINT: THE LOWEST OF THE LOW-RENT TRASHY TASTELESS TACKY FUCKING ASSHOLES AMERICA HAS TO OFFER. THIRTY-THOUSAND HAND-TO-MOUTH ASSHOLES WITH TERRIBLE TATTOOS AND RAGGED NU-METAL HOODIES PASSED DOWN LIKE A FUCKING FAMILY HEIRLOOM
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@drewmagary - just shoved the toe of my flip flop under this wobbly table; feels like it’s anchored into bedrock now. You would be proud.
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Thx to @ClueHeywood for the on point @ProperMeats lunch recommendation in Flagstaff; now enjoying the meat sweats on the way to the Grand Canyon
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The Caddy F1 car better have kerb feelers and spinning rims.
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No YOU gave your wife knives for Christmas so you can make a Scrooged reference. YOU did that.
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Just look for the idiot sitting alone at a table for four in a crowded restaurant wearing this, yes I know I’m insufferable
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Come to Commanders Palace in the next two hours and watch as they solemnly remove the other three place settings from my table for four. Then I’ll kick your ass.
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Looking for a fiction book to read on upcoming plane flights as a break to all the business stuff. Suggestions ?
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@tomryanlaw @ClueHeywood Yeah but now they have to sell the dented ones at a steep discount!
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