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@MrMekzy_ I first think aya na fried meat🤧

Another fruit I’m seeing and tasting for the first time ever. I’m indifferent about this one, i don’t know if i like it. It’s mildy sweet and very crunchy to chew. Nature has a lot to offer us.

If they ever say makeup should be restricted to girls over 18 because of the deceptive appearance it can give minors,I already know the same people who claim to “protect women” would be the first to fight the rule.Then, when you point out that protecting young girls from predators should come first, they’ll call you a pervert or a paedophile.

Make man dey body shame man nawa for you oo

@DaniellaChinon So you don fat now? Cos that's definitely not skinny

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Tired might as well commit suicide😔

@SirAlexanderrr Interested boss

Who can stay awake from 1AM - 4AM on weekdays just to earn $100/day 📍It's a remote job 📩Students and graduates can apply, no experience needed👍

Thank you. The one thing that should come to mind when you see kids is kindness.

@NigellaSeed @Egoasa If you go near our pastors the lord might kill you

@Egoasa Also you must tell your Nigerians pastor to fuck off our country.. 😏😏

We accept ooo Tell your Oshimiri not to come to Nigeria to perform any rubbish either😭😭 Make everybody dae their dae!!!!

@_louiskee @Wizarab10 Proof? Send the video evidence let see

@Wizarab10 You're uncompromisingly stupid. Two believers in heaven communicate this way everyday. Ode😴.

They are not speaking in tongues. They are both saying nonsense. The Holy Spirit does not work that way.

@UTDpapee Follow back eje

It’s another day to go watch Spider-Man

@5starbarber_1 Once you get it make you send aza for fuel money you sef don try

Ahhhhhh😭😭😭😭 When this one happen wey I no see am. Jesus. Nobody even tagged me to this post😭🙏❤️ Odogwu Senior Man Biggest Chief Gbulugbulu My Oga Baba Nla Boss Chairman General Commander Governor President Landlord Alhaji Master Pioneer Moneybag Big Engine Baba for the Boys My helper Biko nu😭🙏

@Eion7 @UgwunnaEjikem I have been following them from day 1 and I still stand by my words.

@dmcoded @UgwunnaEjikem Smiles.. character is consistent, no matter how long one pretends it will show in the end. In fact if you'd followed them for awhile you'll catch snippets of disdain she has before she catches herself.

Ever since I found out that Peller & Jarvis are 21 & 25 respectively, my opinion on their dynamic has changed. I wish them the best but there will be no infantilizing Jarvis, she knows exactly what she’s doing. Infact, if there must be a “victim”, then it’s Peller❤️

@Eion7 @UgwunnaEjikem I don’t live with them, so she might actually be the one simping over Peller behind closed doors, maybe even more of a stalker than him, always getting all over him. You can’t say for sure she might just be trying to act mature on camera.

@dmcoded @UgwunnaEjikem Lol...does she strike you as someone that loves him?

@dammiedammie35 I am just so happy for this guy fr.

See Wetin Peller dey do, Jarvis had to quickly caution him 😭😂

@Mikeliberation I hope he still keeps to that 150k monthly payment because I trust Nigerians

The owner of the school where my sister teaches is based in the UK. The school closed today, and he was around. When he saw the teachers' clothes, he said, "You're earning ₦150,000 a month. Why can't you dress better?" The teachers looked at one another in shock. Then one of them replied, "Sir, we earn ₦80,000 a month." That was when he discovered that the principal had been paying the teachers ₦80,000 instead of the ₦150,000 he approved.

@PrettyMfon @uugocw @dammiedammie35 But one should pay for bride price and sponsor the ceremony of another human being?

@uugocw @dammiedammie35 No, control is too strong a woman. No one should control another human being

Oya nau 😂✨💍

@richiesportx So this people will rather sell their players to Real Madrid instead of Barca?

🚨💣 BREAKING | Bernabéu Digital: ⚪ Aymeric Laporte has been offered to Real Madrid. 🇪🇸 👔 However, José Mourinho's priority remains Alessandro Bastoni, with the Portuguese manager preferring the Italian defender to strengthen his back line. 🎯 Bastoni continues to be Mourinho's first-choice target at centre-back. 🗞️ @BernabeuDigitaI

I dont think that is a bad thing na as long as she loves him too the process doesn't matter any longer na the commitment be the koko Jarvis made a wise choice too and I wish them all the best it will be foolish of her to act otherwise in her marriage no matter the age difference

@Hakeem_Onitolo @UgwunnaEjikem Bless you Hes clearly the one in love oo Na gradually she start dey like am I no dey pity anybody I wish him the best