David Garrett

So let me get this right, a father of two has been jailed for over 3 years for helping a load of poor people watch the football. Whilst the BBC news anchor who purchased and downloaded 41 indecent images of children walks free on a suspended sentence? Make that make sense!

@sewateruk No water in RH19 1JT is there an issue as your website is down?

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Wtf is wrong with people!!!

That is a joke 118-111?

@darrenvickers86 @Tyson_Fury hit the nail on the head about ring rust!!

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@jackdale42 @ASOS We postponed to 19th June 2021

@dmgarrett07 @ASOS We have to pay our final instalment in 2 weeks. Need to make a decision but it sucks arse. Will probably move to later in the year

@jackdale42 @ASOS Savage times mate! We might postpone a year

@dmgarrett07 @ASOS July 11th for me. Not sure what we are going to do yet?

Fucking hell pal, just leave that to the experts ya mad bastard 🔥

After spurs away ticket palace end pay good money

@LFizzia You know what the allocation is?

@SpursOfficial @premierleague What the away allocation?

We can confirm that the first @premierleague match in our new stadium will be against Crystal Palace on Wednesday 3 April. #SpursNewStadium ⚪ #COYS

Richarlison: "When I was younger I'd watch Everton, I followed them a lot." Find it difficult to believe a 10 year-old Richarlison was sat at home in Brazil watching Tony Hibbert pumping long balls up to Victor Anichebe.

Having a bad day? Mark Zuckerberg just lost $17 billion in two hours.