Denise 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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Denise 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
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IG & Thr: denise_geran BSKY: [email protected]
Wilmington, DE Katılım Şubat 2013
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@craigofdonna What do you drive that requires 91 octane?
I paid $3.99 for regular (87 octane) in PA today.
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@StigsBrowne @craigofdonna Butting in 😁. $4.74 for 93 octane for my Audi A5. It only needs 91 octane but I can only get that around here at Wawa and Costco which isn't always convenient.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 That's his model pose - throwing his ears back as he gives a sultry look over his shoulder back at the camera.
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#wontlookwednesday Petunia isn't feeling well. She's thrown up several times last night and this morning so please send her some good tummy vibes ❤️

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@IngoBurghardt Thomas Edison and garden gnomes... You have no weird dogs, right?
JEFF@jeffisrael25
my wife has us on a listserv for adoptable dogs that have failed out of service dog training for one reason or another. the reasons are incredible. one dog failed bc he was afraid of statues.
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@TheGoldenRatio4 Whatever happened after you took the Nugget to the vet for being weird?
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After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”
“Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.”
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
“Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
“I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
“So bust him,” says the Chief.
“I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!”
“No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “A senator?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
Chief: “The President?”
Cop: “Bigger.”
“Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?”
Cop: “I think it's God!”
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?”
Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”
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We’re giving $10k to animal rescues this month, and YOU decide who gets it!
Where does the money come from?
Google made $225 billion last year. We wondered: what if there were a search engine that donated ad revenue to save dogs? So we built it - DogDog.org
How to vote:
❤️ Like
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💬 Comment with the rescue or shelter’s name (tagging them is best)
Every unique comment = 1 vote for that rescue. The 10 rescues with the most comments get $1,000 each. No catch, no fine print.
(And try searching on DogDog just as you would on any search engine — every search helps raise money for shelters)
Voting ends 3/31. Full rules: dogdog.org/contest-rules
#DogDogGivesBack #SaveTheDogs #AnimalRescue

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