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DM of Engineering
@dmofengineering
Engineer by day, Shitposter by night. It's definitely nighttime at the tweet factory.
The Basement Katılım Nisan 2018
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The collective noun for engineers is a bike shed.
Nate Berkopec@nateberkopec
When more than 4 DevOps engineers are in a room together, they will spontaneously start trying to build an internal PaaS on k8s. They can't help themselves.
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Press CTRL + X to pay respects
Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleyker
Lary Tesler, invetnor of the cut copy and paste commands, dies. at 74.
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Now that likes are private
I gotta ask…
Why are there any tweets with zero likes?
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Interviewer: So you were you kicked out of your Ph.D program?
Candidate: yeah, my advisor didn’t like my approach to my thesis.
Interviewer: Oh, what was the topic?
Candidate: Bin packing.
Jason Warner@jasoncwarner
New traveling salesperson problem just dropped
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Her: [nonsense sounds]
Me: What?
Her: [repeats nonsense sounds]
Me: But what does that mean?
Her: What does anything mean?
Me:
GIF
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Engineers: Version control is git.
Designers: Version control is named files.
Product: Version control is comments I left in a google doc.
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Help a girl out?
I'll go first:
Players are made of meat.
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Honestly, at this point
you can’t come here
and complain about inflammatory content.
The first letters are literally:
tw
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No, Bay Area, that's not rain.
It's just clouds extending their runway.
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So what you're saying is:
if we unplug Twitter
and leave it alone for long enough...
SwiftOnSecurity@SwiftOnSecurity
Periodic reminder just leaving shit unplugged for hours does fix things. Fucking capacitors are everywhere and you have to defeat them.
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My AI brings all the boys to the yard.
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
Charles Patterson@CharlesPattson
Be still my beating heart.
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For the love of god
No one ask it
How Is Babby Formed?
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Boy math is…
Boy math is…
Honestly, boy math is whatever new bullshit crypto is trying to pull these days.
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