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@dmpdhl

I shit standing up

Katılım Ekim 2011

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🌭@dmpdhl·21 Şub

@ASuspended2 @SensfleckTy @ChristKing72013 3-2 Canada. Night night princess.

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The Hessian🃏@ASuspended2·20 Şub

@SensfleckTy @ChristKing72013 Yah, we never have to worry about that lmao. We own you

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x-Tyler Beauchesne@SensfleckTy·20 Şub

Tonight is war people, never forget this iconic quote by Hayley Wickenheiser #4Nations

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🌭@dmpdhl·21 Şub

@Upsidecoalition @BizNasty2point0 Guess we’ll never know

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Caleb ₿rewster@725_729·20 Şub

@BizNasty2point0 What happens when USA wins, though?

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Paul Bissonnette@BizNasty2point0·20 Şub

The love of my life is pregnant with another man’s child and I’m getting buried by community notes under fake fox news tweets. None of this matters if Canada wins the #4Nations tonight. 🇨🇦

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🌭@dmpdhl·10 Kas

@kid_codie @ScHoolboyQ @vincestaples @denzelcurry @BigXthaPlugg J. Cole belongs nowhere near this list

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CPK@kid_codie·8 Kas

@ScHoolboyQ @vincestaples @denzelcurry and @BigXthaPlugg absolutely robbed

Kurrco@Kurrco

BEST RAP ALBUM #GRAMMYs NOMINEES 🏆 J. Cole — Might Delete Later 🏆 Pete Rock & Common — The Auditorium Vol. 1 🏆 Doechii — Alligator Bites Never Heal 🏆 Eminem — The Death Of Slim Shady 🏆 Future & Metro Boomin — We Don’t Trust You

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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin·28 Mar

[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that

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🌭@dmpdhl·7 Tem

@steveloseth Stone Cold would never

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Steve Loseth@steveloseth·7 Tem

You’re gonna find me dead

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BREAKING: @JohnCena announces retirement from in-ring competition, stating that #WrestleMania 41 in Las Vegas will be his last.

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🌽 j. deere hoosier 🌽@DeereJonathanxo·8 Haz

what if we kissed in the baja blastroom

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MeekMill@MeekMill·29 Şub

When I got a girl around me I’m f#%king her twice a day lol ask some of ya favorites … pussy don’t control me but it’s like a high… one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁 I done ran red lights to get that feeling yall weird on here like devils lol

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🌭@dmpdhl·28 Oca

Johnny

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cumweiser@cumweiser·16 Ara

i could never kill myself bc then i can't drink beer

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🌭@dmpdhl·26 Kas

My tummy hurts

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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘@EmmaTolkin·8 Kas

Found the horniest Animaniacs episode and oh my GOD is it horny

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🌭@dmpdhl·13 Kas

@mcbtrey trey mcbride is the🐐

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brent@murrman5·14 Oca

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

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🌭@dmpdhl·6 May

Farmers wrap elite

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🌭@dmpdhl·30 Nis

@steveloseth He might be able to take you and your dad tbh

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Steve Loseth@steveloseth·30 Nis

@dmpdhl 🧢

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🌭@dmpdhl·30 Nis

My dad could beat up ur dad

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🌭@dmpdhl·23 Nis

I put up some wild stats today. Puke: 8 Soda: 3 Slurpee: 1 Pizza: Large

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🌭@dmpdhl·28 Mar

Teens are scary

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🌭@dmpdhl·18 Mar

One time I shit my pants at 4pm on Saint Patrick’s day and made my mom drop off a fresh pair of gitchies

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