Bob Amimo

@NMachunda50663 @KijanayaKabras Is it even a real hand

@KijanayaKabras What's wrong with Museveni's hand? Always like a crippled, what happened?

The swearing-in ceremony of Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni took place yesterday, where he arrived with his daughter, leaving many Ugandans with mixed reactions. First Lady Janet was missing, with sources saying she is sick. Enyewe huko Uganda hakuna kitu haiwezekani buana, ata huyu mzee ni kujikaza anajikaza tu sio ati ako sawa …

@Kenyans @lindahoguttu Mmm so the main agenda is not mwainchi anymore?

If it means joining the Gachagua team, we will. We cannot have multiple names on the ballot paper - Sifuna

@NjiruAdv You and???

If Kasongo will not have lowered the fuel prices by Monday, On 21st April, 2026, we shall all meet in the streets of Nairobi. We shall occupy Nairobi, we shall occupy Parliament, we shall occupy the ministry of energy, we shall occupy every street of this country. We shall bring the prices down.

@edwin_mbosso There's free AI trainings go and advance yours, you can do better

Bungoma residents have decided to burn UDA office. Reason they are tired of president Ruto empty promises.

@Mastardcesh A couple of tear gas and dude talks about assassination.. welcome to the streets.. pathetic.

"I really escaped assassination attempt at Kikuyu yesterday." — Kalonzo Musyoka

@sinovuyo001 20 plus, just say you want to pick out G-x hahaha

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??

@Kenyans Or else?

Don't add even a shilling on fuel - Senator Methu

@ntvkenya I believe it's time folks stop miliking Baba's name and just put their individual best foot forward.

Sifuna: Baba (Raila) will never forgive Ruto for what he has done to his party. ODM today is unrecognisable

@Amelia171786 Yap

Can i follow you? Yes or no

@KhanSaba1278 HB

All I’m hoping for is a simple wish from you 🥺

@BraelynSin92401 Hi

F**ck it, sending pics to everyone who says hi ❤️

@Maryambea_ Yap

@KingTunde_SZN A

Which organ works 24 hours a day without stopping?🤔 Prize $550.

@Jesii_ca_M B

Who looks more attractive?

@aime_mwizaa Entitlement

When a lady is beautiful, Educated, and has Money but is still single at an advanced age , what could be the problem? 🤔

@503Saraidiaz Women!

Women deal with periods, pregnancy, menopause wtf do men deal with ?

@CaptainDominicO Asige

Between Crystal Asige and Esther Passaris who are you supporting for the women rep position?

@Wisdom_HQ Non

Who would you give your seat to, and why?

@Nyaburinyauma Wait till your engine is submerged

What is the best function of this thing?👇

@KijanayaKabras Get your facts right, dude is there for the 74th annual breakfast prayer meeting.

BREAKING: State House thrown into panic following the arrival of Dr. Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka in Washington, DC. The former Vice President and incoming 6th President of Kenya has landed in the United States for a high-level engagement that includes a meeting with President Donald Trump at the Oval Office. Inside State House, anxiety is said to be rising, with President William Ruto increasingly uneasy over Kalonzo’s presence in Washington. There are growing fears that Kalonzo may openly raise and expose the alleged wrongdoings, governance failures, and controversial actions associated with the current administration before powerful international leaders. Kalonzo’s visit is being interpreted as a serious political signal, suggesting that Kenya’s internal issues could now be discussed on a global platform. This development has unsettled the political establishment and intensified tension within government circles. As Kalonzo takes his place on the international stage, the political temperature back home continues to rise. Mambo yamechemka, chesaa!!