wildbillgreen

Public Service Announcement to All Men: Never never never wear pajamas out in public. Also sweatpants are pajamas.😡

Everything I know about fighting lizard men I owe to William Shatner.

@Geniustechw She heard the burst of Roland’s Thompson gun

Do you recognize this photo?

The only person that messages me during the day to see how I’m doing is my Smart Bird Feeder. Mainly it’s a giant squirrel staring into the camera telling me to go F myself, but I’ll take it.

@nobleisawinner That would be Hoss

Bucket list camera showed up at my house today. Shit just got real

Go for it.

@its_The_Dr Linda Ronstat

Ok, here is one I am sure no one Knows who this is! At least 90 percent don’t recognize her here!

Hehehehe

Pretty sure Papa Bill wants Hasselblad

Fuck the news. Get off your ass and go shoot some film

DayQuil shooters in the Walgreens parking lot.

@ConanOBrien 😂

My sister Kate has entered the chat.

I’m in a serious relationship with Smallrig’s EBay store😳

That first sip of my first cup of coffee of the day is the greatest thing about being alive

The Theo Von interview with Ken Burns should be mandatory listening for all Americans. Just two beautiful humans having a conversation.

Never stop writing your own story

Just got a chip put in my head to play the Six Million Dollar man’s bionic eye sound effect every time I squint my eyes

@Ashy_slashee True Grit with Duke

What is the Greatest WESTERN of all time? I'll start: Tombstone