🐌glumb cynical, IQ 28

!!! NEW STRAWPAGE !!!!! solemnlamentings.straw.page

ngl, this is the best that the Sonic account has ever looked

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been getting into making balloon animals recently. here’s a worm

Team Hero or Team Dark...which will you choose? Journey back to the 2000s, a decade full of iconic rivalries, unforgettable stories, and yes...lots of adventure! 🎨: Yuji Uekawa

Every day on here it's this, think about this post minimum once a week

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

green cynical

Saw a couple having sex at the park today. Ran them over with my car until they died. I fucking hate sex so much

email is terrifying because it'll be a message that's like the most important message of your life you have to read but it's sandwiched between 20 unimportant updates from random services

Hall of Famer for me

Why is he a PS5

Starting 'MS Paint Adventures'. When does The grey boy appear

By the way, not an intentional haircut. Probably was a shitty cut by a robot or whatever the fuck. #femdirk #dirkjakeyuri #homestuck

9/11 would have been an insane day on twitter