Chuckles McGillicutty IV

Doge or Doge not. There is no try. #DogeDay420 #doge #dogecoin

@Polymarket If they vanished without a trace… how’d you find out? 👀🤔

JUST IN: Tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research has reportedly vanished without a trace.

Lol, 3.8%.

REPOST IF YOU'RE FLYERED UP.

@Avalanche Okay okay

We have recalled Ivan Ivan from the Colorado Eagles.

@michaeljburry I could say the sun will explode in a billion years and claim to be early and correct. Doesn’t make me intelligent or a hero for being super early. Anybody can claim something early. See below: In 2028 I bet there will be a new president elected 😮

Early is not wrong.

@minakimes Did you hire yourself? Asking for a dumbass

"DIY hire"

@RobinhoodApp If you merch it, we will come

You deserve a treat. Comment below and we may send you some merch.

Quinyon Mitchell did not allow a reception on any of his 6 targets, tied for the most targets without allowing a reception in a game over the last two seasons. Mitchell has allowed a 41.9% completion percentage this season, the lowest by any player since 2018 (min. 50 targets). Powered by @awscloud

@dougboneparth In America, there’s always a chance to change your wealth from the lower class to the lowest class Buy high, sell low

This is a classic rotation out of stocks and into poverty.

@PardonMyTake 7 minute abs

@TheJuiceTDGuy Things take a turn when you get shot up

This guy never missed a game in his entire college career.

@DangeRussWilson You crushed that TD throw to the goal post though. I’d like to see him do that

Classless… but not surprised…. Didn’t realize you’re still bounty hunting 15+ years later through the media. 😎😂 #LetsRide 🤣

@Panthers A one score game against the Jets can definitely feel like a loss

Final: Panthers 13, Jets 6

they’re just so 70’s

@ryansaavedra Okay be the only person that doesn’t watch the Super Bowl then. Sound a little snowflakey 👀

The NFL needs to cancel this crap

@Inevitablewest Now do how much Tesla has gone down

🚨BREAKING: Netflix has now lost over $25,000,000,000 in market value since Elon Musk called them out for pushing radical trans ideology on kids They fucked around and found out.

@elonmusk Perhaps adults should know better than to try and persuade the minds of children

The minds of youth are easily corrupted, which is why the corrupt ply their propaganda to the youth

Watch the brand new trailer for The Mandalorian and Grogu and experience it only in theaters May 22, 2026.

Quentin Johnston after discovering that he has hands: