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@getnickwright @PatMcAfeeShow KC looks lost, Mahomes played like he’s Old , Hurt , and can’t stand the play calling from Matt Nagy , KC will be Lucky if they win 5 games this year, They are in a rebuilding year, Going to tank to get Caleb Williams!

@I_Am_SdeK @ReclaimD1 Things that never happened! Most restaurants don’t even use paper receipts anymore! SO FAKE!!!

@ReclaimD1 She don't give two fcks that he's cheating, she just want to brag online about a man wanting her to validate herself to the internet to feel sexy and popular. Look at her full of make up trying to make bunch of cute faces. Probably a fake story anyway

Modern waitress from Tik Tok says a man she served left his number on the bill and her coworker informed her that he had a whole family. Do you think this girl should’ve stepped up to become his side B👱🏻‍♀️TCH or not⁉️👑

@MissAiri2000 What brand of mules are those, So Sexy my love 😍

You asked for more… what do you think about these?🔥 #heelcollection #heels #ootd

@primetateHQ You think he claims to be so Wealthy he could afford a hotel room with a Nice pool, Motel 6 has bigger pools, What a fraud!!

Andrew Tate enjoying the hotel pool area with his wife in Dubai. 🇦🇪🔥

@Not_know_4 If my wife went out on a date with me dressed like that, I would definitely divorce the ugly Bit€h !

Surprising my wife at the hotel that she thought she was meeting the guy that she met online but it was me setting her up bc I knew she was cheating.

@end3of6days9 @V_Lady2024 It would be more believable if the No parking signs were just put up with tape, So fake, Things that never happened

Imagine this, you’re at your business with your young daughter, and someone has parked right in front of your garage door… in a spot that is very clearly marked “RESERVED PARKING ONLY” with huge painted numbers, bright “NO PARKING” signs, and even extra signage you put up to protect your six stalls. This dad shows us every single warning they ignored, explains how he normally tries to talk to neighbors first (but the yoga studio door was locked), then has to call a tow truck because he literally can’t leave with his little girl. When the owner finally comes out, she’s shocked they actually towed the car… at Christmas. There's even a clear sign right on the garage door that plainly says “You will be towed at owner’s expense.” Yet, someone still parked directly in front of it, completely blocking the entrance. So when the owner came out shocked that the car had actually been towed, it really makes you wonder — what exactly did they think was going to happen after ignoring every single warning? Would you have felt bad for having the car towed even though it was Christmastime or do you think this guy was in the right?

@RepJackKimble Only working 140 days and making almost $200,000 a year, Get a Fu€King Life!!!! You shouldn’t be in Congress, You have nothing in common with the American people that are struggling!

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@luxemiaa Her husband cheated while she was gone 💯

My boyfriend picked me up at the airport today, and I’m still not over it. I emailed him my flight information the week before I left. That was all. I did not have to remind him what time to be there. I did not text him after landing. I did not call from baggage claim asking where he was. He was already there. He grabbed my suitcase from baggage claim, took my carry-on from me, and carried everything to the car. Then he took me to dinner. While we were eating, it started snowing heavily. When we finished, he told me to stay inside while he went out to clear off the car, warm it up, and pull it around to the door. I walked outside only when the car was ready. Then we got home and I discovered he had cleaned and........

@atrupar This has to be AI, No one is this stupid! Only guilty people act this childish, immature behavior.

this is absolutely BONKERS behavior from the director of the FBI. it's a disgrace to his position and the entire US government.

@HustleBitch_ Say you have no idea what your talking about …

🚨 SURGEON WARNS THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH IN HUMAN HISTORY IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW — “BIGGER THAN AI” A surgeon is going viral after claiming scientists may have already discovered a way to partially REVERSE aging at the DNA level… and he says the implications are bigger than AI, social media, smartphones, or even the internet itself. Dr. Buck Parker’s claim: “The fountain of youth has been discovered.” “This is bigger than the Industrial Revolution. Bigger than the advent of the internet. Bigger than Amazon, Apple, the iPhone, Google, social media… bigger than AI.” And according to Dr. Parker… it’s already happening RIGHT NOW. The core claim revolves around something called “Yamanaka factors,” proteins discovered by Nobel Prize-winning researcher Shinya Yamanaka that can reportedly reset damaged cells back to a younger biological state. According to Dr. Parker: • Scientists have reportedly reversed visible signs of aging in animals • Wrinkled skin in test subjects appeared to become youthful again • Researchers are now experimenting with literally “turning back” cellular age • Human trials are reportedly beginning • Some scientists now believe aging itself may simply be accumulated DNA damage His warning: “If you’ve been alive for the last 40 years… you’ve seen some wild sh*t happen. It’s about to get more wild.” If this became available tomorrow… would you actually take it? 📹: drbuckparker

@Cobratate You only have 1 mom , For someone That claims he’s highly intelligent, Your a DF !

You know youve won in life when you have to copy and paste a Happy Mothers Day message because you got so many beautiful women pregnant.

@JACKCARTER009 This chick is my neighbor.. and is single, Always has been, Never been married, Things that never happened!

She didn’t expect the divorce papers… until he finally had enough. 😳💔 At what point do consequences become impossible to avoid?🔥

@tomcvegas So one picture is proof Vegas isn’t dead? I see all these people walking around, I dont see anyone gambling, Yeah, Vegas is Dead !!!!

Vegas is dead 😂

@ReclaimD1 Shouldn’t let yourself get Fat !!!! If you out weigh me you ain’t going to lay me! And you wonder why he’s out banging other women, Your a Fu€king Nag !

NFL star and future Eagles hall of famer Fred Johnson’s pregnant baby mom makes cryptic Tik Tok accusing him of abandoning his pregnant girlfriend to smash women on hinge. I swear these athletes be having they way out here 🤭 Thoughts ⁉️ 👑

@Cobratate Your really bad at math !

Just ordered two French fries and a bottle of water to my suite at the four seasons in NYC and it was 98 dollars. The world’s gone crazy. I’m rich and this still blows my mind.

@OwenShroyer1776 But Sean Duffy is shooting a reality show, Traveling for free , Instead of doing his job, and still getting paid, Go figure

Update: There's just no f'ing way.

@Breaking57 If you’re still talking about a date from a year ago, You a psychopath B!tch ….

Dating in your 50s pt 2 storytime

@JACKCARTER009 Things that never happened , Odds of every girl to all have stripper names, and the acting is So bad!

She said they were choosing baby names… but every name came straight from his phone. 😳📱💔 Is this the smartest way to expose a cheater or pure public humiliation?🔥

@JACKCARTER009 Things that Never happened!!! Such bad acting

She missed her own daughter’s birthday… to be with another man. 😳💔 Is there any betrayal worse than choosing an affair over your child’s special day?🔥

@JACKCARTER009 Just be a cuck and enjoy it !

He found her Tinder account… and kicked her out the same day. 😳💔 If someone is still searching for options online, is the relationship already over?🔥

@CharlesHalaby @Ducnghia16 You’re lame, Just a hater… Still living in Grandma’s basement, Angry Keyboard warrior!

@Ducnghia16 Why are music accounts like this one so incredibly lame?

The rain added an insane amount of Aura to this whole performance. The crew wanted to cancel the show to save the audio equipment worth thousands. But the lead singer refused and put on one of the greatest performances for a song of all time and this video will go down in history hundreds of years from now!