Dodger E

If Gabe Vincent steps foot in Tarzana California he will be evaporated #myprogram

Alex Call masterclass ruined by a Dave Robert’s sell job. #DFARoberts

I <3 Andy P 6️⃣7️⃣

@JeffPassan SEND TANNER “PADRE” SCOTT TO THE PANAMA CANAL FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST LOS ANGELES

The Dodgers were up 3-0 and one out from a no-hitter by Yoshinobu Yamamoto … and they lost.

@Dodgers Bomboclaatttttt

The Dodgers recalled RHP Paul Gervase and optioned RHP Alexis Diaz.

@Dodgers What a great performance from Alex Call “me daddy” I have goon material for weeks now. Bro is so facey😍😍

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 11, Rockies 4

Who was gonna tell me Alex “Phone” Call mogs #nodiddy

@Dodgers Having an internal debate right now I hope someone can help me. Should we A. DFA Mookie B. Trade Mookie or C. Sign Mookie up for professional bowling. Whatever the choice is HE DOES NOT BELONG IN BLUE‼️‼️‼️‼️

FINAL: Cardinals 3, #Dodgers 2

@JeffPassan I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESE BYE BYE CURLY RED DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT

The Boston Red Sox are acquiring right-hander Dustin May from the Los Angeles Dodgers, sources tell ESPN.

@Dodgers Some of the worst fielding I have ever had to lay my poor eyes on… Freeland might be him… send Pages and Outman to Alcatraz for committing crimes against the city of Los Angeles. #DFAMay

FINAL: Reds 5, #Dodgers 2

@Dodgers @securitybenefit Yama, Glassman, Smell, and Sho are the only arms I want starting on the bump this Oct. If I see Curly Red on that mound this fall I might be placed on the FBI’s most wanted list. #DFAMay

Seven strong innings from Yoshinobu.

@Dodgers Insane how we went from the fucking Bazooka and MAGA Blake closing out our games to Ben Asparagus and the Booner. This is all somehow Dustin May’s fault there’s something fishy about that dude. #DFAMay

FINAL: Twins 10, #Dodgers 7

@Dodgers @MLB INVESTIGATE TANNER SCOTT HE IS A PADRES DOUBLE AGENT I SWEAR I HAVE PEOPLE ON THE INSIDE

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 5, Twins 2

@xcake88 @Dodgers Is your husband also a Phillies fan?

@Dodgers 5-all stars Just celebrated not losing 8 games a row And Christopher Sanchez still isnt an all star What a joke

#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 2, Giants 1

@Dodgers Would you look at that, Curly Red goes back to his old ways last night and the curse has been lifted. ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME #DFAMay

@Dodgers Offense is great. Curly Red needs a public execution. #DFAMay

FINAL: Giants 8, #Dodgers 7

Where do I even begin… as my tweet said earlier Curly Red bump days are not my favorite and today is no exception. IF I EVER SEE THIS SOULLESS BUM ON THE MOUND AGAIN I WILL CRASH THE FUCK OUT‼️‼️‼️#DFAMay

@Dodgers Happy Curly Red bump day for those who celebrate… I ain’t one of em #DFAMay

Tonight’s #Dodgers lineup at Giants:

#DFAMay your voodoo magic cursed this team. I love Will Klein

Thank god today is an off day. I don’t know how much longer I can watch these guys put up 1-2 runs a game and be absolutely terrible with runners in scoring position. Me, @dodgerr_E, @joeschmo024, and @willklein0 would put up better at bats than half these guys at this point