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amazon.com/dp/B0GJ517LMZ?… Gaxali 2: TONAHKIA is out on kindle and paperback! Duncan and company head south to help the kingdom of Tonahkia, where a familiar villain stirs up division among the six princes while their father lies ill in the citadel.

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

Make one dream come true, you only live twice

Happy Saturday

Leonard Koscianski (b.1952)

At 40, Franz Kafka (1883-1924), who never married and had no children, walked through the park in Berlin when he met a girl who was crying because she had lost her favourite doll. She and Kafka searched for the doll unsuccessfully. Kafka told her to meet him there the next day and they would come back to look for her. The next day, when they had not yet found the doll, Kafka gave the girl a letter “written” by the doll saying “please don’t cry. I took a trip to see the world. I will write to you about my adventures.” Thus began a story which continued until the end of Kafka’s life. During their meetings, Kafka read the letters of the doll carefully written with adventures and conversations that the girl found adorable. Finally, Kafka brought back the doll (he bought one) that had returned. “It doesn’t look like my doll at all,“ said the girl. Kafka handed her another letter in which the doll wrote: "my travels have changed me.” the little girl hugged the new doll and brought her happy home. A year later Kafka died. Many years later, the now-adult girl found a letter inside the doll. In the tiny letter signed by Kafka it was written: “Everything you love will probably be lost, but in the end, love will return in another way.”

"The food's not that hot" The food:

now watching the Twin Peaks pilot theres no poster or anything so heres this image

Church's chicken 😍

This might get me cancelled but I feel like people don’t realize 90% of their child’s bad behavior is caused by their parenting. I don’t mean developmentally normal “bad” behavior, I mean the parents that literally can’t control their kids. Your kids learn from your behavior, if you’re constantly screaming at your child like a psycho—why are you surprised they are screaming back? They learned it from you.

Consistency is important as well, I think the problem is most people go straight to extremes when punishing their children instead of helping them understand why the behavior is wrong. If you’re not educating them on top of punishment it does nothing, a young child isn’t going to understand why you are upset without an explanation.

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

Graham Cracker’s Dracula

Listening to herstory

Bad girl with a heart of gold

RIP Valerie Perrine

I hope my books uplift you

you’re weird and i’m weird so lets watch youtube