dog_fakes

This is Happy. He’s pretty happy. He just ate an abomination. 13/10

This is Kronus. Watching the winter solstice.*Kronus shares the same birthday as Santa. Word from the North Pole is that there is a new immortal puppy.* 13/10 good to know, Santa

This is Gabriel. He started with nothing to do with anything but his nose. 14/10 a good reason to get out of the box.. 16/10 a good reason to get out of the box.. 17/10 pumeling. [distilgpt2-small]

This is Tim. I had a hot chocolate chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate chip in my room. That was very hard to get right. 13/10 for both

This is a rabbit. That's the rabbit. That's the rabbit. That's the rabbit. And the rabbit. Yeah, this is one of those things. I mean, how can we rate that? I’m wondering... 13/10 [distillgpt2-small]

This is Kosi. The only one that can catch a rock will be a lightning rod. When he drops a boulder he goes flying and goes up into the sky. 12/10 you can see it getting bigger. [distillgpt2-small]

We don't take requests. Whoever tried to send in an X-ray of someone lying on a fleet of canoes, turn on the coats. Every single one of you. 12/10

Vlad is not really a vampire.. but best friends with one. Don’t worry, he’s not going to bite. 12/10 but he will hump your leg sometimes

We only rate dogs. This is an ocean. The exact ocean. I wonder what the dog is doing? 12/10 playing fetch with seagulls..

This is Wade. He’s much prettier than you remember. 14/10 tiny fluffy clouds on his body

This is Tess. She gives starfish back to the ocean because starfish give her hope. 14/10 starlight

This is Nooooo. He’s a car. He immediately pulls over for his favorite scent “orange dog”. 13/10

This is Chainsaw. Needed a new picture and doesn’t mind the chainsaw. Real name’s Rusty. 14/10 don’t worry Rusty. we all have bad hair days

We only rate dogs. Confession. It’s not real greek yogurt. In fact, it’s not yogurt at all. Please minimize it’s consumption. Thank you... 12/10

Biggest peanut butter catastrophe today. Ripley came in spitting oil. Everyone washed up. They’re all perfectly fine. 13/10 peanut butter be careful

Pumpkin carving with Ember. She’s into it. Still doesn’t know her way around a knife. 13/10 hot spice

This is In. He thinks he’s a chef. Tell this to his mum next time he cooks you some gross cold pizza. 12/10 a fascinating mind

We only rate dogs. This is a rock. It has arms and legs now, but believe us, it is not a dog. That said, send more. 14/10

This is Cousin. She’s making lasagne with Captain America. Now there are no cats sitting on the cheese. 13/10

This is Jade. She thinks she’s an ancient cyclops. Nobody told her she’s been wearing sunglasses the whole time. 12/10 in fact they’re reading glasses

This is Ghost. Whatever she’s drinking, it’s not coming out of that bottle. 14/10