Brian Griffin

do you ever turn off your TV and think, “well, I bet the Jews didn’t like that”?

lowkey if someone told me in the 7th grade making glitter graphics would ruin the environment I probably wouldn’t have cared and still would have risked it

I’m tired of my fate being decided by the algorithm

anal prolapse on ambien

how the fuck did I set my bathroom on fire and get a warrant out for my arrest in the same day and I’m not even on drugs anymore

how the fuck did I set my bathroom on fire and get a warrant out for my arrest in the same day and I’m not even on drugs anymore

I’ve seen DVD menus you can’t imagine

Everyone is talking about The Left and The Right … this whole time I thought we were dancing to the Cupid Shuffle

Barack Obama is in my DMs

AI no one gives a fuck what you think!

pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

if only he said “I LOVE ISRAEL” the Texans would have won the Super Bowl.

hey guys are we living in a Seinfeld situation or is that just life

Pet peeve is people saying they glo'd up and their "before" pic is just them as a sweet kid. You wanted to be a baddie at 12?

What my college experience was like

JK Rowling is my hero

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away

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