D. Theodule Quevedo☦🇻🇦

Why yall still getting geology degrees? They discover new rocks recently?

"I need $30,000 in the next 3 months but if I have to check a single email I'll KMS"

They are printing full color screenshots we get emailed, it won't hurt them to write something down. I'll quit or t-shirt press myself to death on company property.

They want to make a folder for me to check for jobs. They have already made 4 that don't work. If they stop writing on the production board and expect me to check an email I will quit.

I don't know if our email is unmanaged or overmanaged but it's basically impossible to find anything. People are deleting important things, forwarding stuff to ourselves and then replying to ourselves instead of customers... it's bad.

A second monster has busted for basically no reason in my car.

@_VoC__ Bad call Ohio

Isn’t it obvious?? The potato.

Never trust the public library.

Will the chimps pay me to say they are the good guys in their chimp war?

@AmishCatholic Huckleberry Hound

It's too bad parents take literal years to finally begin to understand you have a work schedule.

My kindle that I just got is about to not be supported so they gave me a 20% off code for a qualifying new one but don't tell you which ones qualify.

When people say "welcome in" when I go to a store it pisses me off. We arent German. We won that war. Twice.

The man of many tables (me) is currently angling to acquire seven more.

I know smashing one of those tiny food delivery robots with a 10 pound sledgehammer would feel amazing and solve all my problems.

I don't want to use Google message

I don't believe in paying "sandwich artists" and I thought I was going to have to buy lunch but luckily my boss picked up the tab. But I was still forced to contribute to the sandwich coffers.

I'm going to assume that's a combination of chocolate and red 40 I coughed up and not blood. 🤞

@Roman_Quev Yeah it's only rounded edges I don't know what happened.

I dropped a cable splitter on a can of green sugar free monster and it exploded in my car.

@UpdatingOnRome Ah so close actually it was me and my sins.

Thanks Rabbi, I’m glad we got that settled.

False alarm. Someone bought my sandwich for me.