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moof/woo The dogcow became the archetype of surrealistic humour in the corporate culture of the original Macintosh group.

Katılım Ocak 2007
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dogcow@dogcow·
When you're so shit at writing runners all @github @Microsoft can do is make crocs...
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Tim Cook@tim_cook·
Steve saw the future as a bright and boundless place, lit the path forward, and inspired us to follow. We miss you, my friend.
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Basic Apple Guy
Basic Apple Guy@BasicAppleGuy·
Clarus the dogcow on the new Hermès Apple Watch. 🐶🐮
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dogcow@dogcow·
I know @Apple marketing has really failed to read the room of late, but "Awe Dropping"? Really? The headlines write themselves... With the next incremental update to their recurring revenue phone yet again without Apple Intelligence, the obvious headline is "Snore Dropping"...
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dogcow@dogcow·
Hey @Dell are you ok? Dell Pro Max Micro All in One Stand? Which is it? Pro? All in one? Max? Micro? You can get help with multiple personality disorders...
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dogcow@dogcow·
The problem for @Apple and @tim_cook is if you bend the knee and pay the protection money, the payments only go up... Trump has a ‘little problem with Tim Cook’ archive.is/g44XF
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Zack ☻
Zack ☻@mrdavenport·
found @SusanKare's dogcow alive and well in acrobat's print settings
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Xataka On
Xataka On@xatakaon·
Who Is Clarus? Meet Apple’s Unofficial Dogcow Mascot That Had Its Own Merchandise and Easter Eggs xatakaon.com/p/302221
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Evan@EvanPrim·
Who remembers Clarus the dogcow?
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dogcow@dogcow·
If it runs Microsoft software, it's going to include a quantum backdoor...
Satya Nadella@satyanadella

A couple reflections on the quantum computing breakthrough we just announced... Most of us grew up learning there are three main types of matter that matter: solid, liquid, and gas. Today, that changed. After a nearly 20 year pursuit, we’ve created an entirely new state of matter, unlocked by a new class of materials, topoconductors, that enable a fundamental leap in computing. It powers Majorana 1, the first quantum processing unit built on a topological core. We believe this breakthrough will allow us to create a truly meaningful quantum computer not in decades, as some have predicted, but in years. The qubits created with topoconductors are faster, more reliable, and smaller. They are 1/100th of a millimeter, meaning we now have a clear path to a million-qubit processor. Imagine a chip that can fit in the palm of your hand yet is capable of solving problems that even all the computers on Earth today combined could not! Sometimes researchers have to work on things for decades to make progress possible. It takes patience and persistence to have big impact in the world. And I am glad we get the opportunity to do just that at Microsoft. This is our focus: When productivity rises, economies grow faster, benefiting every sector and every corner of the globe. It’s not about hyping tech; it’s about building technology that truly serves the world.

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dogcow@dogcow·
Reminder, if there's 9 people sitting down to have dinner with a Nazi, there's 10 Nazis at the table...
Sam Altman@sama

watching @potus more carefully recently has really changed my perspective on him (i wish i had done more of my own thinking and definitely fell in the npc trap). i'm not going to agree with him on everything, but i think he will be incredible for the country in many ways!

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Minister 🔮
Minister 🔮@Ministerr·
POV: you believed in something
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Dior@Dior100x·
WAKE UP CHAT ITS TIME
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MOOF@moofofficial·
Introducing Clarus The Dogcow 2.0. $MOOF A visual systems upgrade that continuously evolves my Dog & Cow DNA.
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dogcow@dogcow·
Reminder, if there's 9 people sitting down to have dinner with a Nazi, there's 10 Nazis at the table...
Tim Cook@tim_cook

Congratulations to President @realDonaldTrump and Vice President @JDVance on Inauguration Day. We look forward to working with the administration to drive continued innovation and jobs for future growth across our great nation.

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