Guys this shit actually happened last night.
A massive fucking grizzly bear smashed through my window at 4am. I thought I was dead. Grabbed a knife ready to fight.
This motherfucker didn’t even look at me. Walked straight to my PC, typed the address and turned the screen around:
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Then he growled in a deep voice: “This one. Right fucking now. Or I rip your bloodline apart.”
I aped in with everything I had left.
He gave me a thumbs up with his paw, stole my cigarettes and casually walked out through the broken window like it was nothing.
I’m not joking.
Even the bears are accumulating.
If you see this and still don’t buy — the bear is coming for you next.
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Don’t die poor, you fucking idiot. 🐻🔪🚀