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boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make babybel cheese wax crab on company time

me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar

Tank players when you tell them they cannot win a 1v5

わ〜い！ 今日はぼくのお誕生日だよ☆ アニバーサリイヤーもいっしょにいてくれて、ありがとう！ みんなだーいすき♡

tweets from 1776

they look like two different species of toads with a distant common ancestor

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アベイルでぼくのお誕生日パーティだよ〜♪ sanrio.lnky.jp/t2baKMl

the fact the screenshot I accidentally took and then deleted is now lost media doesn’t sit right with me…

their names? hook, line, and sinker

New custom furby just dropped! It’s Garfield!! He was super self indulgent to make but you can consider it a form of fan art for my favourite Garfield historian @Q_Review as I hopefully will be sending him over! #furby #allfurby #safefurby #garfield

i love that seals are carnivores and then they look like this:

chu~💙