Foxy Momma

I think about buying a house way to often

When they ask how I spend my day at home alone I'm never alone

Before every preseason i would always eat 2 bananas and i have no idea how i used to do that

GAS IS $4.20?????????

imagina não gostar de mim e eu to assim na minha casa

@professorb00bie So f ing true

Seniors in college and we still taking peoples seats… that’s why I be farting in mine

Okay why am i kinda sad to move to the Caribbean…. I knoww adult allie shouldnt be sad but

In a horrible mood and I’m sure my 8 hour shift will only improve this

Bought 10 pairs of underwear and 2800 vbucks today

My shelter director today said i had a smart mouth😊

Idc what anyone says hanging out with the parents and their friends will always be top tier

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

me when i forget my lip balm at home

@JameakaSlink so glad to see you at landmark

@kittyxkatmeow Hey lovie miss you

Hi

Oh to be a Fat orange cat

At the age where wine really does take the edge off

Day 9 of being sick with this off brand flu virus

Ok so i just lost $160 in poker