John Deez

“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”

@barbarismcrit @feraljokes It is extremely good

@feraljokes Was it actually good? I’ve heard mixed things

God damn

Where the Geminis attt??? MAKE SOME NOISE YALL 📣📣

I will never stop putting an insane amount of effort into a single bit

@quannxie sooooooo true

people with j or m names are usually insane

@foie let your Book of Life carry the weight for you

sometimes when im alone (like rn on the train) i’ll open old wounds to observe them better and it’s always cringe. but it hurts less every time.

if there's one thing about me that you can count on, it's ethiopian jazz

@factpostnews oh!

An American has tested positive for Ebola and exposed 6 others to the virus. The individual cannot be treated at the National Quarantine Unit in Nebraska because 18 of 20 beds are now occupied by Americans exposed to hantavirus.

Take your vitamins, y’all. Get your thyroid checked

Huge: the cool frame I found at goodwill fits the poster I imagined it for

@rachelmillman YAAAAY CONGRATULATIONS!!!

been hanging onto a secret for the past week :)

Prophecy At 1420MHz is sending me into religious psychosis man, I'm not going to make it another 11 days to release

Made some very beautiful potato leek soup if anyone cares

@EdSunspot magnificent stuff, Mr. Beatty. you got the feeling down to a science

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Today marks the 78th anniversary of the Nakba (catastrophe), during which more than 750,000 Palestinians were expelled and over 400 villages were destroyed to establish the State of Israel.

Now why the hell would he go and do that

@flieldy No one drives bulldozers into venues anymore…

Wow!

@mhudgg Very smart guy, look at all that brain

@acidhorizonpod Yes!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!