john custom connections

@Simon_Hypixel "One day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come."

did eminem graduate summa lumma dooma cum laude

guys how do i get out of my bum era

@Qwues_ me when someone asks whether i prefer cocoa pebbles or cocoa puffs

the puffs

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what if instead of among us it was achung us and everyone was big chungus

gonna major in cowboy and minor in gunslinging

if he was cold he would be aaron brrrrrr am i right

what if instead of herpes people got derpes and became derpy

Everyone loves a big pickle!

Surprise!!! Brand new battle out now!

mfw i fall for the customections™ trick

i haven’t showered in one year and also a couple weeks more

make calamity hot again

@FearedBuck this truly came as a shock tuah lot of people. the unlucky souls will likely have to talk tuah therapist after watching the price fall like stock tuah bankrupt company. they’re going through a rough time, so let’s not mock tuah degree that’s higher than necessary.

Hawk Tuah girl, aka Haliey Welch, is facing backlash after she started a memecoin and lost everyone money. The token hit $500M before crashing below $60M in just 20 minutes 👀

it’s giving… thanks

hey Elon . train ur AI off of THIS .

@delaneynight las botas booties

who tryna 2man these latina baddies

@quackduck216 @MeaslesDUC walkin

@MeaslesDUC WHY DO THEY HAVE FEET

thinking about anglerfish :(

@The_Adam_0 uhhh hello? based department?

I do not like the Diddy jokes. I do not get what is funny about them