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asking my therapist if i should be publicly executed

getting banned on both tinder and hinge was possibly the best thing to ever happen to me

@wiz_chloefa meow!

happy #joomfs day <3333 ily all

@Retr0Kitty literally read the caption, no sensible person should be buying out the machine scalper or not

why do ppl in the pokemon community feel so comfortable taking pics of random strangers trying to get cards as if yall aren’t standing right there for the exact same thing? idgi.

I LOVE DEADLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Kitty Cat Dance — Steve Ibsen (2007)

twoooo beersss innnnnnnnn

theyre saying smoking a cig at 5 am is the new 6 inches 👀

@PokeDuelsTikTok omg this was during last prize series, i watched him stream when he was the last game round 2 and just retreat locked about 15 turns in a row for deck out 😭

scrolling limitless results and saw this decklist.. what? is this real

@vo9oc noted thanks! been trying to find a new pult variant with the chicken since the loss of cc but i miss my ghosts :')

I’ve kinda been back and forth with a lot of things with those cards including maybe adding another stretcher but I’ve noticed that when I really want to use clops is in the pult mirrors and they like to item lock when they get wiped so it’s harder to find the damage to kill dreepys or loaks. Playing more risky ruins could probably fix this but after some losses I’ve had I think 2 clops is just more efficient at actually winning the game before your opponent can. Noir is more for setting up 3,4,5 prize briar turns for me in this build if I’m lagging behind

Anyways here’s the best pult list for this format. Mirrors are free cus both other versions of pult are bad and doesn’t really lose to anything besides garchomp or zoro. Briar and munki are the cards that matter. You can fix the stadiums yourself. Jamming tower is good to.

@iimantik either pult/chicken or mega absol

Realizing rotation is a terrible time for an indecisive person like me, what decks is everyone playing or hoping to bring to their first rotation tournament?

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we should legally be allowed to kill pokemon investors and scalpers

@lilybrodi almost agreed till i saw ur a crypto investor

imagine a world where you can enjoy pokémon cards however you want collecting, playing casually, or just liking the art without some passive aggressive nerd on the internet telling you you’re doing it 'wrong'

@PokeHEX5555 engagement bait

Oh…my….God Please be real

@littledarkfury @PokeDuelsTikTok no jelly?

Steven's Metagross ex is finally good! Hero's Cape > Precious Trolley

@AzulGG metagross is the saving grace guys trust

We have entered the Slop era of the Pokemon TCG

@CardGameNomad KILL ALL PUMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They need to bring back the ability to see who likes a post.... I wanna see the 305 goobers who be supporting comments like this. I guarantee a third of them post about being Christian or a good person.