Dom Phills

Would chop my arm off for a minute of time with my Nan again, don't take them for granted ladies and gents

Justice.

🚨🔴 Matthijs de Ligt to Manchester United, here we go! Bayern accept Man United condition to include add-ons. €45m fixed fee, €5m add-ons and also payment spread over three years. Matthijs to sign five year deal plus one year option… as soon as authorized to travel.

Opening Day Fixtures . 6 games on Tuesday 6th August and 2 games on Wednesday 7th August

@jdfvtback That typo has given me a stoke

How did anybody with a job with Killers of the Flower Moon? I’ve been effectively jobless for months and still can’t bring myself to find 3.5 hours for a film

@jdfvtback Tick tick boom is clarse

Recently watched West Side Story and Tick Tick Boom and I’m no longer convinced anyone that says they don’t like musicals have actually given them a go

@jdfvtback Pic

Got my toe spacers on for the first time in ages I feel so alive

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

"It's not cosmetic, It's open heart surgery."

350k a week for this 😭😭😭 This club is finished

@jordanhickey13 @jdfvtback 5.7 years of elite streak work rate

Just discovered grown adults are still doing Snapchat streaks, heads gone

TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! Watch our players in action in a pre-season friendly at our home ground against Mumbles Rangers FC. Kick off at 7pm at Parc Afon Twrch. Please come along and support the boys !!!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️ #UPPACWM

idk this seems worse

✍️ It's official. Welcome to Manchester United, Mason Mount! 🔴 #MUFC

National anthem can barely be heard over the boos and chanting at Anfield 🔊

Day 5 of running the entire length of africa fix up

There are people all over the world who appreciate his technical qualities. He’s a great player, who— if his development would’ve gone uninterrupted— could have become one of the best in the world. But (this part is really significant, so pay attention) he’s a fucking rapist

@jdfvtback 5 but I work and breathe Port Talbot

I think we’ve discussed this before but if you can’t reach 10 then you definitely have asthma

@jdfvtback 🤣🤣🤣

I’m going to throw up